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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    I would, but there was a guy at the liquor store doing bottle engraving, so it's already got his name on it. Good news is that we always end up with each others names for our family's secret santa deal, so we always buy each other whiskey and break both bottles open on Christmas Eve.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    For all that is perfect in the world.

     

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    She's too pretty to be a porn star. Ridiculous. She makes Kate Beckinsale look like Kesha by comparison.
     
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    Stellar analysis man. Here, this reading material might help you sound a little less ignorant when you discuss this particular topic.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.howmusicreallyworks.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.howmusicreallyworks.com/</a>
     
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    With the world ending and all I think its time the lovely ladies of TiB share some of their beauty in the b/b/b threads. Let us poor mooks go out knowing glory.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Am I the only guy on here who thinks how pretty the woman wouldn't make the top 5 of things I'd look for in a porn movie?
     
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    By prettiness I mean attractiveness or w/e
     
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    So what are the top five then?
     
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    I think my brain officially went on Christmas vacation yesterday when I had to tell a 13 year old girl that women don't have to have their uterus and ovaries removed before having sex.

    But now I actually am on Christmas vacation so yayyyyyyyy
     
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    Most of the porn I watch barely even shows the girls face.


    The things I can't deal with are loud, grunting guys, sweaty guys and black dudes that use racist terms while fucking a white chick. "Yeah bitch, suck that nigger dick" "Your daddy know you take nigger dick in your ass?" just not my thing.
     
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    You can't be serious. She's pretty, but lets be real here...

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    And here's a candid shot at a beach where she still looks ridiculous..

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    Lets not compare one of the most ridiculously attractive women in the world to a mid level porn actress
     
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    Roughly in order:

    How much the participants are enjoying it.

    The scenarios being explored.

    How well I can tell what's going on.

    How well it progresses (which can be my own fault, but let's just say I want to end on a high note)

    How good the sound is (never music. never. music.)

    That's off the top of my head, I could probably think of a couple more things that are more important than how hot the people are. I'd choose to watch ugly people having a great time over beautiful people going through the motions every time.
     
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    Im white, but still...



    Game respects game.
     
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    The scenario being explored? So the fact that the girl is eating pizza dick is more important than the attractiveness of the girl?

    I mean, alright
     
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    I knew this gif would come in handy around here eventually.

     

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    The fact that she's tied up and begging desperately to be allowed to come is way more important than whether she's Hollywood hot, yes.
     
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    Well given I watch two kinds of porn. 1. Lesbian porn. 2. Solo girl porn. The attractiveness of the girls matter primarily. To discuss everything else, a majority of the stuff I watch is the Viv Thomas stuff where they have awesome story lines/interesting scenarios, where the women always enjoy themselves.

    Also I don't think Caprice is Hollywood hot. She is what I'd consider a perfect "Cute" 10. She is what I'd consider a pure Goddess in my mind. Well, if there weren't video clips of her getting banged in the asshole by some scrawny Russian dude, she would be. Kinda disappointed her girl on girl videos are far and few in between. I'm so happy she has those two X Art scenes. Oh. My. God.

    Also, Patricia (her real name, I looked it up) is not a mid level porn actress. In terms of unmodified looks, she's one of the top. Great natural everything, beauty marks in all the right places, and doesn't look like she abuses drugs or hates her father. Then again, she fits squarely into my wheelhouse with her "Cute" look. Beckinsale is more of a "Hot" type. I would fuck the shit out of Beckinsale, but if I had to pick one for life it'd be Patricia.
     
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    Unrelated to the porn scenario talk, Re: girls rubbing their boobs on me

    Seriously though, this is the second time recently that a girl walking by me in a bar has explicitly rubbed her boobs on me as she walked by. I have no idea what to make of this, especially because I approached her twice trying to start some (any) conversation, and was essentially shut down by her total shyness. And this is totally different than a girl who is just walking by. Like I felt nipple with no hands.

    I have no idea what to do here. I promise I'm not a total weird looking idiot I think (those of you who have actually met me can speak otherwise), so what the hell is happening here?
     
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    Maybe she was frustrated by her own shyness and tried to take a more direct approach to showing interest? Or maybe her friends dared her to rub her boobs on the next total weird looking idiot she saw. I'd say it's like 50/50 one of those. Maybe 40/60.

    I don't know, ask Crown. I heard he's a moderator on a pick up artist forum, or something.
     
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