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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That sure SOUNDS like a question you would here in one of those shitholes, so allow me to break it down in their debonair language.

    BRah you have to get ON that shit, son! when hb9's are rubbing their shit allover you it's oveeously a sign. You have to act FAST or every Bethany slips away and goes home with some LBH who does looser things like bying her shit and listenning to her.

    ...or, you were in here way and she was trying to get past you. Whichever. At least you can see why I left their there so fast. It's more than any sane person can take, and I'm not completely sane.

    But don't take my word for it. Ladies.....

     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Might I also remind you guys of today's light show....

    [​IMG]

    ...we had our first snowfall since Feb. 9th this morning. IS THAT A SIGN???????????????
     
    #862 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2012
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    Oh damn, it's sad to see Noel Fielding has fallen on hard times after the Mighty Boosh.
     
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  4. iczorro

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    I'm going to slightly agree with my light skinned brother here. Patrice is kind of what I saw in my dreams when I was 12, and she's kinda still there.

    I will disagree, however, with him saying she is not "Hollywood" hot. If you had, fuck it, if you do see her on a commercial, or in a guest spot, you probably won't even notice.
     
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    As it turned out, my answer was "doing my fuckin job" but man, I wish...
     
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    Well waddya know . . . .still here.
     
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    It's still 12/21/12 for another sixteen hours or so. Give it time.
     
    #867 Noland, Dec 21, 2012
  8. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    It's actually 11:15 PM in Tokyo right now. The way I see it, if the world is going to end you know Tokyo is going to be annihilated, so that only gives it another 45 minutes or so.
     
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    I thought I'd leave these songs of Christmas Cheer here. NSFW though due to the foul language...




     
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    You underestimate Godzirra.
     
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    Random question for everyone, How do you guys know when it's time to breakup with your significant other?
     
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    That's what I like about you. Always the optimist.

    Fleafly: I'm sure there will be some debate about this, but to me its simple. If you have to even ask that question, its time.
     
    #872 Misanthropic, Dec 21, 2012
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    Let me Google that for you.
     
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    Fleafly: I'm a big fan of the preemptive breakup. As soon as you're starting to ask these kinds of questions, it's time. There is no need to prolong the agony or waste time with someone you're thinking about ending the relationship with.
     
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    The second you ask that question.

    Also before you buy them a Christmas present.
     
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    Well there's a specific part of the brain that determines this. The only way to get an exact diagnosis is with an imaging machine in CERN, but you probably don't have the time and money to go and use it. Your next best bet is to go to an acupuncturist, make sure they have at least five years of practicing experience, and have them test the electromagnetic charge in the helix #3 point on your dominant side ear, the higher the charge the more likely you should break up.
     
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    Merry Christmas

     
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    I draw a pentagram on the ground, spill the entrails of a farm animal upon it, and call in a soothsayer to read the signs.
     
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    When they stop picking up the check.
     
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    I didn't know acupuncturists gave happy endings?
     
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