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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Their version includes sticking one of their needles up your pee hole first. All the way up.
     
    #881 Juice, Dec 21, 2012
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    Scootah does acupuncture?
     
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    I'm thinkings Hollywood Hot is a very unique look. I've seen girls that look like Caprice, just not as perfect. I haven't seen anyone that looks like Charlise Theron or Beckinsale. I think there is a uniqueness and effort put into "Hollywood Hot."

    This makes me notice that the advice board hasn't been used in forever because all the advice was either telling someone they were a complete idiot, or telling them they were a half idiot, and only mods could give the advice. Hooker did win this round though.
     
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    But after they buy your present.
     
    #884 GTE, Dec 21, 2012
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    For me it's when they start drawing the curtains at night.
     
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    Ummm...

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    I want to do this, except with my penis.
     
    #887 PewPewPow, Dec 21, 2012
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    Can you believe I got into a disagreement with a woman at work today because she insisted that Good Morning Vietnam was about Pat Sajak? Yeah, she thought the host of Wheel Of Fortune was a 'nam radio DJ. Sheesh.

    In other good news, I have caught Martian Death Flu. Air molecules slam against my body like somebody is slinging them with a fucking jai lai scoop. A horrible, airbourne virus which I am ppraying doesn't reach my kid before tuesday.

    Has anybody been incinerated on here yet? No skeletons on horses riding down from the sky yet?
     
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    All you really need is a leaf blower, duct tape and a paint roller. It's pretty easy, and it works like a charm.
     
    #889 Crown Royal, Dec 21, 2012
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    I think the toilet paper may also be a key ingredient. Which makes me wonder: Pew, if you "did it" with your penis instead, what's the "instead?" Would your penis be the leaf blower or the roller or the paper?
     
    #891 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 21, 2012
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    His penis would be the keystone of his plan to furtively masterbaite as he sneaks up on a girl and cums on her face, hands and so on.

    Maybe just go with the setup in the video, dude.
     
    #892 Coke Bottle Casualty, Dec 21, 2012
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    So I am watching A Christmas Story, as I have done multiple times a year for the past 23 years, and I remembered something from my childhood.

    I had no real idea about swear words when I was younger. I had no idea what Ralphie meant when he said "fudge". I asked my mother and she told me "fudge used to be a bad word"(my mother never used to swear. Her worst swear words were "hells bells" and "jeeze peez", now she swears like a turrettes rdden sailor on leave in Manila.)

    Now, as a child I trusted everything my parents said, and so around the holidays I would always remember that "fudge" was a bad word because I watched "A Christmas Story". Yet at the same time my mother would be making great big batches of actual fudge to distribute amongst our friends.

    The whole Christmas season I would never say "fudge" even though it was being made in our kitchen and placed into tins to distribute to friends. It wasn't until I was ten that I realized that "fudge" in the movie meant fuck and that the confection was not actually a swear word.
     
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    There's always the Oozinator:

     
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  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ah, well, that's a let down. I feel like if you taped two rolls of toilet paper on your dick and kicked open the door on a girl, that would be a hell of a conversation starter. Maybe post the logistics of such a move at one of the PUA forums.
     
    #897 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 21, 2012
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    Just bought a bottle of Blanton's. I know I should wait until I'm hanging out with my cousin tomorrow night to open it, but after a couple Long Trail Double-bags, I'm ever so tempted.
     
    #898 effinshenanigans, Dec 21, 2012
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    Ho, ho, ho and stuff! I hope everyone at TiB finds what they're looking for when they unwrap presents this holiday season.

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    #899 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 21, 2012
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    The Samuel Adams Winter Sampler is awesome.

     
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