Warriors are up by 6 after the first quarter and I am rapidly running out of my pint of beer. I do not suppose I can send on of my 15 year old twins to the store with a note to pick up more beer for me.
Burning River from Great Lakes Brewing, decent beer. Not as good as a 5 Barrel from Odell, though. Love my pale ales.
Excellant idea Gravy. 58 to 49 at the half in favor of the Warriors. I really do not know if I can actually accept the fact the Warriors might actually be a pretty good team. I am down to about 8 ounces of beer left and no real way of getting more. I am old enough to know that switching to margaritas or wine is not a good idea, but sometimes the power can override good sense.
I've always operated under that assumption and it's gone swimmingly for me. Then again, I'm a trained professional bad decision maker, don't try it at home kids.
Fuck it, I am thinking about walking to the liquor store at the end of the third quarter. Warriors are ahead by 14, but I just cannot bring myself to switch to something other than beer. That is not to say that I do not appreciate the excellant advice from Gravy and the Village Idiot. I have to set some kind of example for the kids.
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Reloaded with a 12 pack of EPA IPA. I just could not bring myself to mix alcohol. Warriors lead by 12 with six minutes left. Just enough time to lose.
Played it tonight. You have to be in the right frame of mind/mood, but it was tons of fun. It's basically a raunchier version of Apples to Apples.
Was really banking on the apocalypse so I wouldn't have to get anyone Christmas presents. [sigh] Damn you, Mayans, you've let me down for the last time.
Warriors win by about 20, who would have thought the Warriors and Clippers would be at the top of the West standings in December. That sounds like a good reason to pour another beer.
Noayans. Very disappibted. Skis. No apocalypse. Whfy th fuch. ? Holy shut, a very. Hot gut in a toqie.
Told a customer that I was leaving my job Saturday. Her- "Oh, where are you going?" Me- "I told my boss to stuff it thinking the world was ending today" Her- *blank stare* People are stupid.
You sound fun tonight. Last night I sprang up with the urge to vomit. Burst outside, fell down the porch stairs, did a tuck and roll, landed perfectly in the indian sitting position, and puked gently into the yard. It was beautiful. My first born won't even be that awesome. Then a llama tried to attack me in the dark. Yeah, this place in the sticks had llamas. Llamas.
Just add a 40, some purple drank, and fried chicken and you reenacted the Black Jesus nativity story.
I woke up this morning and the world is still here. Fuck. The rapture passed us by earlier this year and now it turns out the Mayans were wrong, too. When's the next predicted end? Maybe I'll jump on the bandwagon of the next hokey religion predicting our doom.
More and more I am convinced that the people who moan the loudest about "GOD I hate stupid people!" And "everyone is stupid but me" and "common sense is not so common" are the ones most afflicted with the disease and are simply incapable of seeing it.