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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    And then he had a dozen bunnies.


    In other news, I am staying out of my sister's cabinet....

     

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    Hey there, red wine. It's been a while.

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    I'd mis my bouteille in her chateau, if you know what I mean.
     
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    You know what? I put a few snide remarks in because I thought it was funny but fuck it. If you really think that's an "interesting read" you are a fucking crazy person. Yes, I know you said it sounds like a bunch of conspiracy theory, but that's all it is. Report to your nearest emergency room for a Form 1.
     
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    It was a sacrifice to the Mayan god Gukumatz so the world wouldnt end. You should be thanking him.
     
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    Re: Re: 2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

    Oh infowars, my crazy ass cousins are ADDICTED to this bullshit. Believe in Chemtrails? Check. Obama is a puppet for the "Global Banking Shadow Government"? Check.

    Any crazy ass shit on that site is gospel.
     
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    Busted out of it's cage, chewed on an electrical cable while she was at work and died.

    Cue new cage, new rabbit and a three week stay at my house, to get used to people.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Looking at the photos of those De La Schmucks and seeing MANY of them answered "yes" to the obligation question, I have to ask the TiBettes: when DO you feel "obligated" *snicker* to knock boots? My favourite whine speech is always a classic:

    "But... but I bought you dinner!"

    Okay, protitutes have an obligation, because their job is to have sex with strangers for money. I have nothing against that. But does any guy in his right mind think a woman just "should" fuck him? I mean, isn't this the whole reason why God invented booze and ecstasy in the first place?
     
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    To be fair I have seen relationships involving sex, where someone (both guys and gals) have stopped putting out. The person who clamps down their naughty bits gets surprised when the other party ends it. My response tends to be, "well you stopped fucking them."

    "But they should have loved me enough to work through our issues so I would want sex again."

    "You just said you have been in a (six month to a year ) dry spell. And from what I have seen they have been trying. It just wasn't exactly what you wanted them to do. And from what I have heard you havent been telling them your real problems. What did you expect?"

    It makes me sad to realize I have had this conversation multiple time with different friends over the years.

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    So in sumation, no one owes anybody sex, but if you're not giving it out, don't be suprised when some people go find it elsewhere.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Word. It's ridiculous to consign another human being to celibacy over the course of a lifetime.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Yup-yup.

    Witholding sex as a weapon never works. When you starve a hungry dog, they just flip over the trash. Adult relationships include sex. End of story.

    I guess I had more in mind those whiney tools that just think they have it coming to them simply because they exist. Which is wrong.
     
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    Where are all the people
     
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    There's a difference between should and must. Is there a time when a woman must have sex with a guy? No. Is there a time when a woman should have sex with a guy? Well did he put up with you for more than fifteen minutes? That's the time then.
     
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    As a male feminist, I have to insist that this is problematic. Fifteen minutes and you get rewarded with sex? What the fuck???

    You have to put it in at least 18.

    Like, do you even read tumblr bro?
     
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    I can't use sex as a weapon, I can't withhold sex as a weapon... what the fuck, guys. This modern world's too complex.
     
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    Well, if I were you, I'd start by having sex in the first place.
     
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    Men can't really withold sex as a weapon by choice because of science. Women are the only croupier that deal those cards.

    Okay, I'm sure there are guys that can and DO withold sex, but I'm sure they're so bitter and demasculated that they aren't really worth blathering about on here regardless.

     
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    I just dropped my hunting axe right on my foot. It didn't puncture but
    FUCK.
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Funny, but it looks closer to this:

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    ...about three feet long. Ultra-light handle, heavy black iron head. It basically looks like a gigantic tomahawk, used for killing bears. Fortunetly for me it's well over 100 years old so it isn't as sharp as it used to be. It still feels like somebody hit my foot with a blacksmith's hammer, though.

    I'm gonna do my smoke thing now, I've earned it.

    EDIT: That's a thousand posts, kids. Nice job.
     
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