Okay, I'm probably going to sound like a newbie asking this, but I don't give a fuck: what does nsfcmc stand for? They won't even fucking tell you on google, for Christ's sake. I don't want an example, I just want to know what it stands for. Please and thank you.
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I'm not religious, if push came to shove on categorizing my beliefs I'm an atheist, albeit I don't want to be categorized one, because universally people who declare themselves atheists are smug pricks. I don't care if people are Christian, agnostic whatever, not my business and really I don't care. I wish I was religious, but my current intrinsic beliefs are counter to that. Currently, I believe booze makes socially awkward situations less awkward, family more tolerable, crappy movies better. And on Christmas what more could I ask?
Hey GUYS! Working on Christmas Eve SUCKS BALLS! luckily, my store closed before the liquor store did, so I got me some Makers and ginger ale.
Although Frank beat me to the punch on the "huh?" I have another question: Is she a goddamn Mormon or soemthing? And how making that rule stopping you from drinking regardless? That's a fucking violation of human rights, I don't CARE who's house it is. It's Christmas, for god's sake you expect us to handle this shit sober? They invent flasks for a reason: exactly this. Don't give her any gifts. Tell her it's a "dry present year".
So since I'm jewish this seems like the perfect night to get high and watch Godfather II. I had never seen any of them until last weekend. Apparently that is borderline blasphemous.
Really 'sack? You have to go ahead and do the thing people expect you to? So what if they killed the Jesus, they gave us Facebook!
Dude! Its a dry fucking Christmas! What is the absolute worst thing she can do? Kick you out? Ban you from future gatherings? Fuck a flask. Advertise that shit. Do shots of vodka straight from the bottle, and chase it with copious amounts of Guinness. Let there be absolutely no doubt that you are drinking inspite of her wishes. Then when future gatherings of sobriety come about you can act like you're the bigger person that's not going because you understand the dickish way you acted and don't want anyone to have to tip toe around you during the holidays. That is a win-win scenario if I ever heard of one. Dry Christmas...the good folks at Geneva must have something to say about that. Maybe somewhere in the provisions for prisoners of war.
Almost as bad as when papa Joseph comes home all liqoured up bitching about marrying a damn divine virgin.
Don't bad mouth Jesus. He picked up the check for the WHOLE table, the least we can do is grab the tip. It's his DAD that's the complete asshole. And if you don't believe me, read the first novel he wrote. He gets nicer in the second, but he dies at the end. I think that's where I personally find Jews frustrating: the God of the Old Testament, whether you believe in him or not, is the worst role model, and basically worst person, EVER. I can't think of a more disgusting and hateful idol to worship.
RE: the gifts, I don't like the whole premise of gift giving except for my partner at this point in my life and it was made clear in no uncertain terms that if I didn't participate in secret santa to not bother turning up. I don't like this time of year.
It's like I once said, when I was being Richard Dawkins “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”