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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    I was just trying to get that fucking song stuck in some of your heads because as soon as her photos were posted it was stuck in my again.
     
    #101 Kubla Kahn, Dec 8, 2012
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    Ok, clearly you are in a bad space right now and need some time to heal, so I'm willing to overlook the fact that you put Nickelback in the same sentence as ACDC for now.

    Nitwit, we all care about you. Please, go get some help, for your own sake.
     
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    This lady creeps me the fuck out:



    It's like her creepy alien eyes are eating my soul.
     
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  4. Nitwit

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    Yea, her stuff is catchy. I can't remember the pictures of the other woman he fucked but I do remember after seeing them, "What the fuck was Mutt thinking?"

     
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    I took Li'l Bandit to Bass Pro Shops today, and I had an idea: since I can't own a gun anymore (legally), I should get really good with a bow. I was looking at some of the bows they had on display, and they looked like something a Predator would carry!

    Anyway, here's a hot chick:
    [​IMG]
     
    #105 dixiebandit69, Dec 8, 2012
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    Yea, I realize it. I did it last week with Motley Crue.

    Her former husband, Mutt Lange, has produced all three of the acts I mentioned, and if you listen; you can hear it.

    EDIT: Shania Twain's former husband produced the album 'Back in Black' by AC/DC.
     
    #106 Nitwit, Dec 8, 2012
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    You can DEFINITELY hear it and it's fucking annoying.
    Mix Pour Some Sugar on Me with Any Man of Mine.

    Ugh.

    Just made eggnog. Enough whiskey and rum to knock down a horse. Holla!
     
    #107 shimmered, Dec 8, 2012
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    For you;

     
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    I love Miranda Lambert for writing a song about the golddigger people think I am.
     
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    Holly crap, I'd never heard of Richard Thompson and now I have. Thanks man!
     
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    Weren't you eating Valium earlier this week?

     
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    Im in (with benedictine and blood orange bitters substitutes)

    [​IMG]
     
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    I was indeed. Pretty sure it was for the radiologist's protection and not my mental health.


    There aren't words for the way I feel about this woman's voice. It's somewhere between a cat being rocked on and coming into heat. I can't stand her voice on every. other. song. she's ever sang.
    THIS song though, she conveys so much. The breakdown during the video was authentic, if I recall correctly, because she was going through her own divorce at the time.
     
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    Every girl in every porno Ive ever seen.
     
    #114 Kubla Kahn, Dec 8, 2012
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    This count?

    [​IMG]


    Kind of mesmerizing actually.

    Isn't this shegirl's thing?

    [​IMG]
     
    #115 CharlesJohnson, Dec 8, 2012
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    Speaking of the most beautiful present wife....when do we get to see her, ahem, front. As in, on the booby thread?
     
    #116 Nitwit, Dec 8, 2012
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    Pretty sure when she said "I do" she was talking about giving up having to ever deal with a big ol cock again.

    Until she meets Nom.
     
    #117 jdoogie, Dec 8, 2012
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    Now thanks to those gifs I won't be trying to pick up a girl for normal drunk sec tonight.

    Not that any girl ever struggles to deep throat with me
     
    #118 guernica, Dec 8, 2012
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    First one is fake but still. Mesmerizing.
     
    #119 Kubla Kahn, Dec 8, 2012
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    Let's mix it up.......


    never mind


     

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