I've managed to get this far in the season without hearing a single chorus of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer". That song makes me positively homicidal.
It's just about 10:30 and my parents are too hungover to get up and unwrap gifts, I had to turn breakfast off to not overcook it, are we winning or doing it wrong?
Shenanagins. Pics upside down. You know for all the moaning and groaning as a kid about getting clothes for christmas it has really become my favorite gift. My mom knows what I'll like to wear and has picked out some sweaters I wear all the friggin time. Since I buy basically what ever I want for myself with my growns up job money in the toy department. Getting clothes saves me a lot of hassle shopping myself and I use it much much more than I do other things I get..... Also, friggin Netflix going out last night. Bahh Humbug.
Axe body spray in the stocking. Every fucking year. That being said, my parents did a pretty swell job. Girlfriend and I still have to exchange presents tonight and she gets me great shit. Hopefully she's not expecting a ring...
You know you're getting old when you're up before your kids on Christmas morning, which is actually nice. We got to have our coffee, read the paper and get breakfast ready in relative peace.
That sounds exactly like something my dad would say. He always tried to get us to open presents as late as possible so that he could get some reasonable sleep, and some coffee in the morning.
The netflix thing was bullshit. We were trying to watch the trailer park boys christmas special. Also: the problem with my mother buying me clothes is that she also buys clothes for my brother. And all of my brother's clothes - all of them - were bought by my mother. So if she buys me clothes, I am effectively wearing my brother's clothes. It would take me a while to go into detail as to why this is such a bad thing, so ill just say my cousin's girlfriend was loudly and drunkenly asking my mother and me about whether he was autistic or had some severe learning disorder. So, ill-fitting golf shirts buttoned all the way up, anybody? No, just me?
Well, there were plenty of years we were up well past midnight assembling and wrapping toys and the kids would get up around 5:30. You can tell by all the out-of-focus pictures from Christmas morning.
AWWWWWWWWWWWW shit son, now no Bethany will be able to resist your cocky-funny approach. A quick spritz and she's YOURS, G. I hope you got bar-sized travel packs or there's no way you're picking up any hb9's. Without axe, you can forget about any IOI's.
Shit girl, one spritz and you're MINE. Don't waste your time trying to resist since it's futile, just make the necessary changes in life. Remember. You're just a female filled with whimsicalness and I'm God. You will NOT forge me into a life of Oneitis.
I got a new ipod that came with a gift card, so I am thinking of getting some new music to fill it. So I perused a couple of the Best of Lists and figured I would just wing it. So is Frank Ocean worthy of the hype? Any other "must haves"? I could youtube the music but my husband is watching Naked Gun, and I certainly dont want to interrupt THAT>
Re: Godfather I was high when I watched the first one so I kind of forgot the second half of it. But the second one seemed better, although I found it hard to follow. The old Jew had another guy who looked like him so I kept screwing up who was who. And watching my Knicks beat the Lakers today will make this the best Christmas ever.
Or we're doing this? Oh, I WILL take part. Spoiler And the best of all..... Spoiler You people REALLY need to learn not to trust me at this. How can any human being talk so nonchalantly about what's possibly the two best films of the 1970's? Are you even human at ALL?
This sounds disturbingly sarcastic. In the realm of men's movies Naked Gun is on the same sacrosanct tier as Blazing Saddles and Brian's Song. There's a 50/50 chance Naked Gun is religion in my household, though there's only a 10% chance of that. If you'll excuse me I'm going to go listen to my Enrico Pallazo records.
Yeah, my little brother is 21 and living his college life. He's up until 5 am just bullshiting on the computer. When he's home he usually doesn't wake up for the day until at least 4pm. My mom just had us open our presents at midnight so we didn't have to wait for his lazy ass this morning/afternoon/night.
No film ever made has laughs that come at such a machine-gun pace. You cannot go 30 seconds in that movie without laughing. It never lets up for a second, and only gets even funnier when they get to the baseball game. A timeless, timeless movie.
This is what I've heard. I thought part II was better than the first (which is the consensus from what I've been told). I just felt like there was too much going on in the movie, almost as if the flashbacks could have been their own movie entirely. Although that may just be a personal preference thing because I felt the same way about how they had flashbacks in I am Legend (not comparing the two). Watching it I wanted to see what happened but wasn't completely caught up in it.