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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Pinkcup

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    You Ae in the matrix hahahahah
     
    #1261 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    Sweet, bewildered holds up the drunk part (now pass out at the table mid conversation like my mother told me that my sister did last night), and pinkcup reminds me of my failings as a woman and a daughter.

    All is right in the world.
     
    #1262 mya, Dec 25, 2012
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    I to,d my mom this year that my womb is full of dead sticks. She got sad.

    I am worst daughter. D not worry.
     
    #1263 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    Sweet, someone spilled red wine on the slipcover. Between the poo and the booze, that couch is done I think.

    I love y'all tibettrs! Merry Christmas and stuff.
     
    #1264 bewildered, Dec 25, 2012
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    STAYING in Boston. I could be there right now! What was I thinking?

    I might start drinking anyway.
     
    #1265 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2012
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    WAIT WAIT WAIT

    Someone pooped on your couchs

    Edit: was it you.
     
    #1266 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    Olive Garden gift card was a cruel gift.
     
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    My niece is going through this fun with freces stage where after she poops she reaches behind her into her diaper and painters various surfaces of the house with poo. The couch has been targwyted twice this trip. Also the big s teen t. And the windows.

    Yaaaaaaaaay wine!!!!
     
    #1268 bewildered, Dec 25, 2012
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    I'm not a hip-hop guy. I know, that can be sacrilege around here, but I'm just not big on it. I enjoy it, but not in the "I need to buy hip-hop albums" kind of way.
     
    #1269 NatCH, Dec 25, 2012
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    Didn't you tell me your niece was 20?
     
    #1270 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2012
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    Dear gos, mass chaos has broken loose. I don't even have words to describe......
     
    #1271 bewildered, Dec 25, 2012
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    Buy thesaurus

    bOOm ROASTED
     
    #1272 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    She's 3.5 and special needs. She was in the hospital doe almost a year because she was born at 25-26 weeks gestation. Nice try though.
     
    #1273 bewildered, Dec 25, 2012
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    #1274 Nom Chompsky, Dec 25, 2012
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    Fail that is goose.


    I am a carnivorous person, do not try to misloead me on meats.
     
    #1275 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    I feel like setting thin in fire and starting fights,

    Probably should not have bourbon I n mass quantities again. I am feeling combative and my brothers not taking the bait. They just to,d me to take a nap.

    Exit: called them whale vaginas for not taking more shots, they are laughing at me and I do not like it
     
    #1276 Pinkcup, Dec 25, 2012
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    She's from the south. They mature *differently* than we do up here.
     
    #1277 Juice, Dec 25, 2012
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    Amazon has vinyl. If you can't think of anything new, just get something old, but better.
     
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    Well Pinkcup you have inspired me to pour a bourbon myself. I'm not doing shots though. I'm a petite whale vagina, thankyouverymuch.
     
    #1279 Gravy, Dec 25, 2012
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    I don't like it, but I have something of a "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" complex. When somebody says "OMG you will LOVE (insert musical artist here), you NEED to get their albums!" Well, then I don't, and I end up buying music years after everybody's worn it out. So this gift card is the first time in years I have a good lump of cash to buy music.

    And alas - I have no turntable.

    I am gonna load up on some good indie-ish rock, or some Motown R&B ala Sharon Jones and Charles Bradley.
     
    #1280 NatCH, Dec 25, 2012
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