Isn't that how all great culinary creations are made? You're broke, starving and all you have left is these two things that don't belong together. I wonder what would happen if I mixed these....
Well despite scotchcrothces kind pm saying my creation sounded like trucker vomit, it at least smells good. Cheese makes everything palatable.
Yeah, I thought it was weird that the purchases included mesh thongs, leather socks and gimp masks. And Skittles.
I don't think from ages 1-18 I went a week without eating hamburger helper at least 2 or 3 times. I love my mom to death, but she totally failed on the nutritional front. But she was tons better than my dad who once made us hamburger helper beef stroganoff, but forgot to get milk, so it was only made with water. Most disgusting thing I have ever tried to choke down.
Dear Wal-Mart regulars: You are NOT allowed to complain about the quality of things you can buy at your precious store. YOU...are fat, crass, pathetic white trash that considers Kraft Dinner to be a part of the major food groups. YOU are a part of that massive demographic of worthless 'tards who demand products that cost nothing. And therefore YOU are not allowed to be upset that they make die-casted Chinese junk that is constructed out of poison, mud and human shit. "Hey Crown Royal, I don't have time to decipher whether or not my $8 jeans were made by children at gunpoint, I'm on a budget here and need to look good while standing in line for my $600 iPhone! Why the frustration?"
I usually don't have any trouble sticking with paleo, but I would probably suck five dicks right now for a slice of pizza.
Of all of the things in the world, this little ditty - whose performance I went to see almost 20 years ago - has been stuck in my head for over a week and a half. Talk about catchy ear-worms.
Will baby Jesus cry and blood fall from the sky if you do? It's a slice of pizza, so live dangerously for two mintues. You're not gonna explode like Terry Jones in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life if you cheat just once, it's the holidays.
Oh I have no problem cheating, I'm drinking wine right now, but wheat makes me feel like a bag of shit for days now.
In other news, I got a high-end gaming headset for Christmas, but since I already had one I just returned it and got a $128 Best Buy gift card. I then spent the next 45 minutes or so walking around trying to figure out something to buy and ended up leaving empty-handed. I wonder what this all means.
It's not regulation size... Really. And before you rep me asking if she's depressed/miserable/ecstatic, that IS her happy face. She always looks like someone stole her 18 pounds of steak and bacon.
Does that mean beer is a no-no too? Geez, by then I would be sloppily putting make-up on in front of a dirty vanity mirror screaming "WHORE!!! YOU FILTHY WHORE!!" (because I would be crazy).
Here's a question for y'all. I need to get new work shoes. I work retail, on my feet every day, walking around on carpeted floors. I usually get some form of cross trainer/athletic sneaker, and they last me about three to four months before the soles are worn too far down, and the support has totally failed. Any recommendations on a good pair of work shoes? Something comfortable, extremely durable, and not too big and chunky. That looks good with jeans and button-down short sleeve shirts.