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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Evolution

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    I like Altras. I use mine for running, walking, gym stuff, and general use. Given that they have very lift under the heel, they allow your body to have a more natural posture. A lot of other trainers end up giving you a small forward tilt. Quite a few people I've talked to lose back pain they've had for a while at jobs with a lot of standing when they switch away from something with a lift.
     
  2. Parker

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    I could post something funny and entertaining, but we all know I'm not funny and quite stupid. I'm going to post these instead.


     

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    Man this Crown Royal is good.
     
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    Thanks to Buzzfeed I know this thing exists. Have you ever been hungry enough to eat an entire brick of cheese? This is the Anti-Parker post.

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    Oh, and just for fun here is a velociraptor at Walmart.

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    I'm honestly conflicted as to which set of pictures is more disturbing, the lactating girls or the fat cheese brick woman.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    The lactating girls at least had hot women in it. The fat cheese brick woman just makes me want to throw up.
     
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    Yeah, well, you could easily say she's not lactating - it's warm cinnamon roll icing. Plus, it's just a staged photo shoot. So, it's hot.

    But, fat cheese brick woman - just, gross. Plus, are you sure it's a woman? Except for the nail polish, I'd think that might be a dude. Shudder.
     
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    Give her a break guys - at least she was kind enough to drape a blanket over her (no doubt) pendulous gunt.

    It is disturbing that really fat people even sound fat. I had the pleasure of seeing/hearing a couple of very, very fat kids read a play recently. They both sounded like concrete had been poured into their noses. I'm envisioning layers of fat coating their throats and sinus passages.
     
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    It snowed. A lot. And it's that wet shitty packing snow that is great for snowballs, snowmen and snow forts, but is absolutely ballstastic for shoveling because it's heavy as hell. Every muscle in my back has seized up. I can't even take my shirt off to get in the shower. This is absolute crap.
     
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    She should really get that mole checked
     
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    My car didn't look like it had much snow on it
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    Took me 20 goddamn minutes to get that packing bullshit off of it enough to be driveable.



    Did I miss anything in the past 30 pages? I've lost the last few days in an array of substance abuse and video games
     
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    Fuck law review. I'm sitting in a law library of a school I don't attend so that I can attempt to churn out 20 more pages by next Friday. This is the absolute worst way to spend winter break. I'm contemplating going home and day drinking while writing this bitch. I'm thinking that a few beers or some wine would make writing this comment more tolerable.
     
  13. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I bought men's deodorant yesterday because it was twice as big yet less expensive. I thought it smelled pretty gender-neutral in the store, but I just put it on and I can't tell if it's like wearing your boyfriend's sweatshirt (and I therefore like it) or if it's like I was just run train upon (and I therefore still like it).
     
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    Is this woman code for "I sweat like a hirsute mammal"? Even in winter your shirts look like a Rorschach test. "I see a kitty! AND DEATH. And a kitty!"
     
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    Scarlet Johansson' s first fight scene in the Avengers is the stuff wet dreams are made of.
     
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    I am willing to sniff you and offer my opinion for a fee in the form of a crocheted animal and a pie.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Things are about to get sexy.
     
  18. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Wait, is it abnormal to still wear deodorant in the winter?
     
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    I don't think so.
     
  20. Pussy Galore

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    Bacteria don't hibernate, y'all. They're still festering up in your armpits year round.
     
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