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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. bebop007

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    If you say so.......




    "Lookin' good you handsome motherfucker!"
     
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  2. audreymonroe

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    I think FreeCorps should do this.
     
    #1442 audreymonroe, Dec 27, 2012
  3. iczorro

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    My sister got me this shirt for Xmas:

    (spoilered for size)
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    #1443 iczorro, Dec 27, 2012
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    You'll need to find another victim this year, Chompsky.
     
    #1444 ghettoastronaut, Dec 27, 2012
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    Better that than be like one of my roommates who has trouble finding women shorter than him. He claims to be 5'6" but is probably more like 5'4". His current girlfriend is a good 3-4 inches taller than him and he has never dated a woman who was shorter than him.
     
    #1445 caseykasem, Dec 27, 2012
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    I was walking near MSG a few weeks ago when a girl the size of an offensive lineman blew by me. She was like 6'8, 300 pounds, and it took her about four steps to walk an entire block. If I see her again, I'll ask her if she has any black friends/ if she wants one.
     
    #1446 ssycko, Dec 27, 2012
  7. FreeCorps

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    I would do this in a second. But it sounds like they're looking for a kinder, gentler soul instead of me yelling at them that it's time to get up for dynamic effort day. Banded deadlifts bitches!
     
    #1447 FreeCorps, Dec 27, 2012
  8. kindalas

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    A couple of years ago I introduced my nephew to Firefly and Serenity.

    For Christmas he (well my sister) got me this as a gift.


    This year I got him one of those drivers licence study guides.

    So I hope in 3 years he gets me a car.
     

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    #1448 kindalas, Dec 28, 2012
  9. Bundy Bear

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    Is there any place better than your own couch after being away for a while? Fuck I hate driving.
     
    #1449 Bundy Bear, Dec 28, 2012
  10. Parker

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    YES! Date was very successful. There will be another. She was a great kisser. And she's only 5'8. She just wears 4 inch boots all the time because they are cuter. Sure, cool, whatever. She's a great kisser though, loves football, is slightly a geek, but works at a bank, makes bank, and no crazy was detected on the first date. The best part is she finds me incredibly funny, which might be a sign of mild retardation, but fuck it, I'll take it! Everything on this date went fucking perfect. I'd like to thank the City of Chicago for being the perfect goddamn wingman. Things couldn't have gone any better. Now I just have to tell the FWB that our arrangement is going to be on hiatus. The way she's been acting, she won't give two fucks anyway.
     
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    So, are you going to thank TiB in your wedding speech (knock on wood, throw salt over your shoulder, spit to ward off the devil, whatever black folk do to avoid jinxes, etc.)?

    That sounds fucking awesome. I can't wait to find out what kind of crazy she is...
     
    #1451 iczorro, Dec 28, 2012
  12. iczorro

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    Also, apparently my little sister just started doing solo cam porn.


    Fuck.
     
    #1452 iczorro, Dec 28, 2012
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    Sorry buddy but in one breath you give him shit then you say that, I couldn't help but have a bit of a chuckle.
     
    #1453 Bundy Bear, Dec 28, 2012
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    So, how exactly did you find this out?
     
    #1454 Noland, Dec 28, 2012
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    Link, or it didn't happen.
     
    #1456 The Village Idiot, Dec 28, 2012
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    How many times did you beat off to it before you were "disgusted?"

    Also, New Years is 3 days away. It's just not going to be the same without a stroke-out Dick Clark fumbling awkwardly through the countdown...
     
    #1457 Juice, Dec 28, 2012
  18. rei

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    Yep.

    Also did someone just admit to being under 6' tall on the internet?
     
    #1458 rei, Dec 28, 2012
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wow, TiB continues to broaden my life experiences. I've never been in a room of people my age and younger that couldn't quote half that movie.
     
    #1459 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 28, 2012
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    Oh boy, one date and we're putting stopping FWB activity. Of course.
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    #1460 FreeCorps, Dec 28, 2012
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