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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    You know, I make a lot of fun of Parker, because of everything and such, but I actually kind of dig this. From where I sit, he's seeing how this new girl is going to work out, and it's easier if he's not devoting his emotional energy to a FWB who is being kind of distant anyway. Some people are better equipped to handle multiple relationships at once than others, y'know?

    Foolish? Maybe. Romantic?? Just a little bit.

    Just a little bit.

    Shiny on you crazy Parker diamond.
     
    #1461 Nom Chompsky, Dec 28, 2012
  2. hooker

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    Parker, do you promise to tell us about it all when she turns out to be a stage five clinger in six months?
     
    #1462 hooker, Dec 28, 2012
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Don't worry, by that time Iczorro's sister will have filled the stroking Dick void.
     
    #1463 Nom Chompsky, Dec 28, 2012
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    BOOOOOOOOOOM!


    Roasted.
     
    #1464 NatCH, Dec 28, 2012
  5. iczorro

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    I shouldn't tell people things when I'm drunk.
     
    #1465 iczorro, Dec 28, 2012
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    Perhaps you should drink more. We're all still waiting on the story of exactly how you found out about your sister's new little money making venture.
     
    #1466 caseykasem, Dec 28, 2012
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    She texted me that I was no longer allowed to go to cam sites. I drew conclusions, she confirmed them.
     
    #1467 iczorro, Dec 28, 2012
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    WATCH THIS NOW.


     
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  9. The Village Idiot

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    Did she, perhaps, mention any specific sites and search terms you should not use?

    I'm just trying to help you.
     
    #1469 The Village Idiot, Dec 28, 2012
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    Woo! I am at the airport, halfway home. it was awesome seeing everyone but I am glad to be leaving. It also makes me sad because it feels like best friend and I have grown considerably apart over the past year. Growing pains, I suppose.
     
    #1470 bewildered, Dec 28, 2012
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    Look on the bright side, at least she didn't tell you to avoid German bestiality sites...

    Cause that's a tough habit to break.
     
    #1471 Stimpson J Cat, Dec 28, 2012
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    Watching that at work with the speakers on was not a wise choice.

    But hey, at least my sister doesn't do cam sites.
     
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    Next time you have a few too many, why don't you let slip the name of this place. I think she would get along just fine here.

    Is this horse dead yet?
     
    #1473 Noland, Dec 28, 2012
  14. bewildered

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    I turned the sound down and pressed play. Turned it off after 5 seconds. I don't want some nosy person passing by to look down and see me watching THAT. I guess what I'm trying to day is that I am a wuss.
     
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    I had a strange childhood. I have never seen any of the Indiana Jones movies either.
     
    #1475 Gravy, Dec 28, 2012
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    So that's what's wrong with you.
     
    #1476 bewildered, Dec 28, 2012
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    That's the long and short of it.
     
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    Don't sweat it. I've never seen Princess Bride nor have I seen the following movies:

    -Zoolander
    -Anchorman
    -Happy Gilmore
    -Green Mile
    -A Beautiful Mind
    -Good Will Hunting

    And the first time I saw Dumb and Dumber was a couple of months ago.
     
    #1478 Juice, Dec 28, 2012
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    You have Ben stiller as your avatar. No excuses Juice.
     
    #1479 bewildered, Dec 28, 2012
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    Wait wait wait, you mean you moved across the country and deactivated your facebook account, and it surprises you that your best friend has grown apart from you? I always thought that was the best use of facebook. You use it to share things in your life with those that aren't around to experience it with you.
     
    #1480 Frebis, Dec 28, 2012
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