I just cleaned the bejeezus (a technical term) out of my place. Mrs. Meyers Countertop Spray makes it smell like lavender heaven, I declare it the bees knees of cleaning products. It's Friday night and I have two grumpy, sick kids. Whoohoo!
Oh, GO FUCK YOURSELF. Yeah, you'd shove your hand into her face if you walked past her in a bar, wouldn't ya stud? Maybe it's just me, but somethingt tells me a certain percentage of you is pure shenanigans.
What are you reacting to? Do you think I'm saying Allison Brie isn't hot? Or am I commenting off this? Photoshop Of The Year? Alison Brie As Captain America Wins Everything. It is a photoshopped picture. She never actually dressed up as Captain America. C'mon man, I know you smoke a lot of weed, but don't be fucking retarded. If you took 10 seconds to Google the origin of the picture you'd see that. You think she actually posed on set fully dressed up as Captain America? You're not that stupid. I know you're not. Shouldn't you be harassing PUAs so you can feel better about yourself? You sir, can go fuck yourself, with this Spoiler 'Murrika
I'm jumping in late, but I applaud Parker. My greatest issue with people fucking their exes or having fuck buddies is, when posed with a potential girlfriend or boyfriend, when do you cut the fuck buddy shit out? After the first date? After three dates? The cutoff has to occur somewhere, and I think it's great that he decided to effectively call it off after date one rather than continuing the FWB situation several dates in. It shows commitment to the idea of something more permanent and fulfilling. And maybe that's why FreeCorps is so quick to denigrate his decision, because he doesn't do the commitment thing. But what do I know? Nom and I are half drunk at some hole in the wall in the Village.
My response goes beyond the fact that it's photoshopped. I'm not blind, anybody can see that it's photoshopped. That's probably because she's dressed as a Marvel Comics character so it's meant to look like a graphic novel, but not everyone is going to realize tha, or they DO and would rather trash it. It's that whole "She's airbrushed so it's bullshit" snark that seems to go with photos nowadays. If they didn't airbrush that photo, that girl would still be hot. She's pretty and she's packaged like a centerfold but for some reason a large percentage of the male population seems to mistake Alison Brie for a lemur and -- for the life of me-- do not know what the fuck those people are seeing. She has big, bright eyes. That's a good thing. Get over yourselves. Know what I'm sayin'? As far as insulting PUA's go, are you defending their honour? They deserve everything bad that happens to them, hammer nails into their eyes, rape them with a flycutter bit. Mysogyinst turds. And I stopped doing it a while ago. It was a short and sweet experiment that demonstates how dellusional our gender can really be.
OH shit. i thought that was a personal attack. God no. Alison Brie is hot as shit. I love her. Here is the thing, she's "Cute" type but she's a 10. A surprisingly large number of people don't like "Cute" as a look, they want the "Hot" because they are idiots, and Alison gets the "She looks like a lemur." And no, I loved your attacks on the PUA. I've just been drinking and was too lazy to think of a better line. I still love you, besides the fact you have an extra u in honor, I understand its close to the O on the keyboard. Re: FWB. I'm getting a lot of green dots and messages saying "Good for you." Look, this isn't me REALLY being the mature person here. She's made it super easy for me to inform her of this. We just really put it on the table when we started and talked everything out. Very understanding. If this doesn't work out, we could easily become FWB again as quick as it takes STD tests results to come back. Zyron...don't be jealous. You're just one of those tiny, tiny flag poles aren't you?
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. I love this place, it's like a drama but all different kinds of fucked up and funny instead.
If we can get old boys sister on here I'm down for doing an "ask a cam whore" thread with both male and female perspectives. Shit all star thread here I cum. (See what I did there?)
What the fuckity fuck?!!?! (NSFW) <a class="postlink" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/1121115/released_from_chastity_with_numbing_cream.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://xhamster.com/movies/1121115/rele ... cream.html</a> Why? Why, why, why?
We spell words like honour, labour, neighbour, colour, etc. because that's the traditional english spelling. Removing the "u" in those words and the like is strictly an American thing. We have our own things, like we swear a lot more than you and the fact our armed forces still uses cannons.
May the fleas of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 camels infest your crotch. You know, I click on these links and say, "I really should know better, but I JUST HAVE TO LOOOOOOK!!! In the meantime, here: MASTIFF!!!
So we're just abandoning the NSFW tags at this point in the thread? Also, it looks like her labium is waving.
Reviewing the recent posts, apparently it must be some sort of annual pre-req for some dude on this board to pull a SNAFU with some exploit their sister made. On a board where saying that sort of thing will hang you by your own thumbs.