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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    But when Canadians say those words, they sond weird.
     
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  3. Nitwit

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    C'mon. Labium? Really?

    Please post, unNSFW, your idea of the perfect labiawhatever.

     
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    Has it really been a year since that happened? (Nitwit right?)

    Time flies.
     
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    Fuck Texas Tech is playing like shit in this second half.
     
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    Old school;

    "The names have been changed to protect the innocent. This is a journey...into sound. Keep this frequency clear, thunderbirds are Go, go...go. You play Russian roulette, this way! HaHa!



    "What does it all mean?"

     
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    By the way, I still remain unimpressed with Alison Brie sexually, and annoyed as fuck with her as a celebrity.

    I find her persona extremely cloying, and every interview I've heard her give suggests neither of us would very much understand the other.
     
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    Hey, does vodka ever go bad? I'm at home with my mom who never drinks, and just realized there's a half full (I'm an optimist) bottle of vodka in the cupboard from a dinner party my parents threw... I don't know, years ago.
     
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    I'm thinking no, but if you go blind let us know.
     
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    No, it was Natty.


    So I woke up this morning and made some coffee and poured in the milk and... chunks. The milk was dated as best before today, sell by 30th. Thanks a lot to the dumb cunt who obviously went off on his tea break and left the milk sitting in the sun while off-loading from his truck*. I hope he gets fucked by pineapples in the ass (thank you for that one, Adam Sandler) for eternity.

    *I say he because I have never seen a female working that sort of manual labour job here.
     
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    Should have saved that picture...
     
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    This isn't a serious question?


    Is it?
     
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    Does anyone else hate when they're watching porn and realize Law and Order: SVU is on in the background? Or does this just happen to me?
     
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    Maybe... It's like 9 years old, ok?!
     
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    It was a couple pictures, front and back. I did have them saved but I can't find them, must have deleted them.
     
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    Where is your sense of adventure? Pretty sure it will be fine.
     
  17. JoeCanada

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    It better be, I'm on my third drink.
     
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    If anything, it's gotten better with age.

    Just drink it and check back with us in 20 minutes or so.



    EDIT: Can anyone tell me why I can't view Youtube videos on my new computer?
     
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    There's nothing worse than hours of dirty talk, innuendo, and some playful grab-ass at a bar while playing bar games with a girl you already know, only to have her show you a dirty text from the guy she's already fucking towards the end of the night. Fuck that. Maybe I'm just not as good at this as I knew I wasn't.
     
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    Ohhh lord, that 9 year old vodka is going down reeeal nice. "Oh, I'll just have a couple drinks before bed." Nope. Getting hammered, for no reason whatsoever.

    I have to get up tomorrow morning and plow the driveway (country driveway, it's enormous) with a John Deere tractor. I kind of just want to do it now. It would be awesome, and I'm pretty sure driving a tractor drunk would be 100X safer than driving a car drunk, since they go way slower and there's no gas pedal. I used to bring several joints along when I drove it to cut hay in the summers, and that worked out fine.
     
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