Someone stole my gatorade last night. Also PG, my face is fine but does anyone know how I cracked a rib?
I actually quite like those LCBO gift packs. A bunch of my beer glasses came from those, as well as the Steamwhistle bottle opener on my fridge.
I have to say, I don't believe in ghosts or any of that bullshit in the least, but our house has been making some absurd noises that I can not figure out, and it is driving me crazy. Earlier tonight it sounded like something big fell in the basement, the floor actually rattled, but I went down there, and nothing was out of place. Then the cat's bowl sounded like something was pushing it, despite the cat being on her kitty tree. I am pretty sure that we have an infestation of wolverines, but I have no way to be sure. Also they killed our laptop. (wolverines know how to delete your BIOS)
This statement needs elaboration, weird as in you saw your Mum working the pole at a stripper club or weird as in it deja vu kinda weird where everything feels the same.
Weird as in the phrase "how long should I lick this nipple for?" was used in conjunction with board members.
Weird as in I'm convinced Nom is missing his bottom rib, as well as a human mandible. Also there is evidence.
No, it just means that you have enormous jugs and are about to be repped to post in the boobie thread.
Yeah, I was just hung up on the ex. Now I'm learning how freaking stupid I was.... so, who all else was in IL that wants random meaningless no strings attached sex?
Is it weird that all of your party tricks begin with the disclaimer "Pursuant to Megan's Law..." I hope you all had a lovely orgy. Personally, I'm looking forward to the first TIB love child. Check it's scalp for a birthmark shaped like an odd cluster of 6s. Weird enough, we just had a meteor shower. Ominous portents. Edit: I tried licking my nipple. Fail. My ex could lick her elbow though.
I'm not judging you here mate but it might have been smarter spending that time learning to swim rather than practicing your nipple autofellatio skills. In other news, has anyone here ever beaten a DUI by requesting a blood test and it taking them over 2 hours to get the test done? If one was only say .023 over the limit, last beer 4 hours and 20 minutes prior to the blood test. You know, hypothetically. In Aus the limit is .05 which is bullshit.
What are you asking? Are you saying that you hope to get out of a DUI by still being over the limit after your BAC has been dropping for 2 hours? Good luck.