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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Gravy

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    Well, I am trying to drink myself to death.
     
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    Thanks for inviting me to the party, jerk.
     
    #1702 Frank, Dec 30, 2012
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    You're doing an absolutely terrible job at it to Gravy, if you invited others we could help with drinking games and peer pressure and the like. You know, help you push past that bit where you want to stop.
     
    #1703 Bundy Bear, Dec 30, 2012
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    Are you seriously trying to deny that "breatho" isn't a short form that could only be said by Australians? I don't know how many Australians I've met and my god you fuckers love shortening words. Like arvo. Arvo didn't need to be invented. Afternoon didn't need to be shortened. But it was, and an "o" was thrown on the end of it to make it more palatable. Ooooh, but I'm stereotyping when I say that "breatho" is a unique Australianism. Fuck you is what. Go take your swag back to the fucking billabong you crawled out of.
     
    #1704 ghettoastronaut, Dec 30, 2012
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    Irish Hound in Denver. Come one, come all.

    I will buy the first round.
     
    #1705 Gravy, Dec 30, 2012
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    Second four day weekend in a row. Few beers at a bar watching the first half of this game. Time to get high?

    I think I'll go with Scarface this weekend since I got Godfather I and II out of the way last weekend. Don't worry, I've seen Goodfellas and Casino so after this I think all the classic mob movies are out of the way.
     
    #1706 trojanstf, Dec 30, 2012
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    Seeing as how I've been plenty of other places and met many other nationalities that shorten words in similar fashion ho about you go fornicate yourself with an iron stick. You didn't read what I wrote once again, I'm not from Australia and I've used abbreviations like that before I moved here.

    Take your condescending dribble elsewhere, take your time, even better don't come back.
     
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    MOMMY DADDY STOP FIGHTING AAAAAHHHAAAHHH!!!!
     
    #1708 D26, Dec 30, 2012
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    Whatsamatter, poisonous toad caught in your vagina today?
     
    #1709 ghettoastronaut, Dec 30, 2012
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    So... S'mores brownies, anyone?
     
    #1710 Pussy Galore, Dec 30, 2012
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    Don't you have something to do with shrimp and whatever a barby is?
     
    #1711 McSmallstuff, Dec 30, 2012
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    We call them prawns, the whole shrimp thing was just part of an ad campaign to lure you loud mouth seppos into the country back when your dollar was worth something.

    Lot more likely to find a steak on an Aussie BBQ.
     
    #1712 LessTalk MoreStab, Dec 30, 2012
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    And don't you guys have some kind of tradition where during some certain song you all pull your pants down?
     
    #1713 ghettoastronaut, Dec 30, 2012
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    That would be Eagle Rock and only in certain redneck parts of the country, majority of the country hasn't even heard of it.
     
    #1714 Bundy Bear, Dec 30, 2012
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    We're all just redneck hicks at heart, from Canada to the US to Australia. Can't we just hug and party beside the tire fire outside the single-wide?

    Pass me a Colt 45.
     
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    I have decided it is impossible to take a pic of your own ass. And, my phone takes entirely too long to e-mail pics to me.
     
    #1716 Nettie, Dec 31, 2012
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    Have to have one of those mirrors like cheap motels.
     
    #1717 trojanstf, Dec 31, 2012
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    Normally I don't eat brownies, but I'll have a nibble.
     
    #1718 Nom Chompsky, Dec 31, 2012
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    I bet your neck makes you an excellent brownie nibbler.
     
    #1719 bewildered, Dec 31, 2012
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    Or something. I am too tired to create awkward innuendos. Night all.
     
    #1720 bewildered, Dec 31, 2012
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