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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    When you get epic fail drunk though you get to hear the stories. Had I never gotten stupid, painful, soul crushingly drunk I would have never fallen off of the second floor patio of a bar, or had an amazing Vegas trip, or many other random shit that my friends talked about for years. Not remembering half of my shenanigans is both a blessing and a curse.
     
    #1761 McSmallstuff, Dec 31, 2012
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    A PS3 game controller and arthritis in the hands don't mix all that well. If only I could get other body parts to get this stiff.

    Meanwhile, on with NYE traditions: getting take-out Chinese food and watching movies. Our daughters however are breaking with this tradition as one has a date and the other is going to a NYE party at a friend's house. Perhaps this will allow me and the Mrs. to resume a curtailed NYE tradition of having sex between movies, but I doubt it since another tradition has emerged in the past few years--going to bed around 10:00 pm.
     
    #1762 lust4life, Dec 31, 2012
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    Well at least you can resume your tradition by-proxy and assume your daughter will probably be getting laid at said party.
     
    #1763 Juice, Dec 31, 2012
  4. McSmallstuff

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    DICK MOVE!
     
    #1764 McSmallstuff, Dec 31, 2012
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    First you grind the shit, then you roll the shit, then you

    SMOKE
    THAT
    SHIT.
     
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    Indeed, someones will be moving, possibly in inn and out direction.
     
    #1766 toddamus, Dec 31, 2012
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    I was a once a man-slut, and I was given a saughter for it.

    We ALL were. It's called "karma" and now we must kung-fu fight!!!!
     
    #1767 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    The thing I've learned about women who have been able to put down booze is that they do not talk about it. Its the silly that are all "I'M GONNA OUT DRINK THIS 250 lbs dude easily!!" Two shots and 15 minutes later, they're either crying/riding a cock/vomiting/passed out. New friend of mine is 27, 5'8, maybe 125-130 lbs. Jameson and water is her drink, she doesn't slur, stumble or act stupid. She can just put them away. I keep expecting something to snap but it never does. Probably helps she's half Irish, half German.

    But let's discuss the important things in life on this special day. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby! I'm so excited about this news as I'll be able to filter out who I should be friends with and who I should stop talking to in 2013 by the interest and knowledge on the topic. I only know because I saw it on Grantland.com.
     
    #1768 Parker, Dec 31, 2012
  9. Crown Royal

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    I guess since I'm thowing a bsah at my own home for the first time this year, it will be easy to give a play-by-play of my fucked-uppedness. Anybody else up to the task?

    I'LL KICK ANYBODY'S ASS IN THIS ROOM

    [​IMG]

    On the topic of abortion, the Pope said "Okay, just this once."
     
    #1769 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    God, it's like everyone is out doing everything today, and the lineups are twice as long as normal because a) the employees are pissed about working on NYE and b) half of the employees on vacation.

    Life in a government town.
     
    #1770 ghettoastronaut, Dec 31, 2012
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    Betty literally has no redeeming qualities. She's a horrible person all-around. If I saw January Jones in anything else I'd probably hate that character as well just because of the cunty connotation of Betty Draper.
     
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    Come on, she's hot. That's a redeeming feature right there.
     
    #1772 ghettoastronaut, Dec 31, 2012
  13. TX.

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    Yeah, 'cept her personality makes her a lot less hot. Boring-hot.
     
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    Mad Men: Betty Draper, previously discussed
    Pirate Radio: Not going to spoil it, but what a bitch
    X-Men First Class: She's literally an ice queen

    ...I think TX is onto something.
     
    #1774 Aetius, Dec 31, 2012
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    I can't have sex with your personality,
    And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
    And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    So why're you sharing all this information with me?
     
    #1775 ghettoastronaut, Dec 31, 2012
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    I am working tonight which I am very happy about but I will have a very short hook, just because it is NYE you do not get a pass for extreme jackassery or malfeasance. I know it is amateur hour, lets get our drink on night, but the first guy who calls me chief or boss is getting tossed and the first 30 something coked up Scottsdale slut that demands free drinks because it is NYE is not going to get tossed but she will be reprimanded.
     
    #1776 dewercs, Dec 31, 2012
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    I'm a G-d genius.
     
    #1777 TX., Dec 31, 2012
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    If only we could go back to "American Wedding" time . . .
     
    #1778 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 31, 2012
  19. Crown Royal

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    How about in Anger Management when she's a lesbian porn star dating Krista Allen:
    [​IMG]
     
    #1779 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    New theory, the cuntiness of January Jones is directly proportional to the quality of the work she's in.
     
    #1780 Aetius, Dec 31, 2012
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