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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    ...all I'm saying is, that if we actually WERE to wahoo a place on here, I can't think a better site on the entire internet than this:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/</a>

    Talk about begging to be made an example of. Here is actual "advice" on the site. Seriously.

    The Issue:
    The ACTUAL advice:
    ...Can you amagin the fun we could have with this place?
     
  2. Nitwit

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    Football sucks today.

    Watching Moonshiners and drinking beer.

    The song is better than the show.

     
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  3. Nitwit

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    I must confess...Jim Tom is pretty cool.



     
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  4. ssycko

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    Nitwit, if youtube went down would you just sit in your room in silence twiddling your thumbs until it came back up?
     
  5. Nitwit

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    HaHa!

    Nah, I've got something far more fun than my thumbs to twiddle.

    Here ya' go.



    What brought you out of hiding, anyway? Me?

    Forget it.

    I'm not gay or a hipster.

    I think it's just my posting style, really. I'm just more visual oriented.
     
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  6. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    I found this album hiding in my car the other day. Fucking dope.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    This has to be one of the stupidest advertisements in history. As if airline companies don't suck enough nowadays, they go as far as trying to look "cool" by showing a woman blowdrying her hair five miles up in the fucking sky. Exactly where did she WET her hair on the plane, the chemical toilet water?

    If there's anybody the air marshalls should be stun-gunning and lassoing up with zip-ties, it's THIS:

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  8. Nitwit

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    Well, so, your hair isn't wet.

    How bout' you masturbate or we fuck, instead?



    Just buy a ticket from us....cause' what you're really thinking about is more likely to happen on our airplane than theirs.
     
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  9. CharlesJohnson

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    Two observations from today.

    1. Game of Thrones should be renamed Game of Titties.

    Producer 1: This dialogue is integral to plot development!

    Producer 2: Yes, but are there naked whores in the background?

    Producer 1: BRILLIANT!

    2. I fucking love titties. It's like they got every hot chick from Britain, all 5 of them, and put them in this show with promises of fame and probably toothpaste because British.

    Goddamn I love me some redhead. Nitwit, instead of posting Def Leppard, go find naked redheads.

    In the meantime I'm going to jerk off to a video of two women spitting in each other's mouths, cry a little, and go to bed. God Bless us, everyone!
     
  10. Nitwit

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    OK, Black Jesus; your wish is my command.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=245404011" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=245404011</a>

    Shouldn't you be asking Shim to do this for you?
     
  11. shimmered

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    Do any of you guys have Boxers?
    I've been wanting to rescue a dog, and am looking at a Boxer rescue, but wanted to solicit opinions from people who own them.
     
  12. Nitwit

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    My last lost love was a boxer.

    She lived fourteen years. They usually only live between nine and twelve.

    My vet told me, when I finally had to put her down, "These dogs, within the industry, are known as tumor factories."

    They are very high energy dogs and require a space and an owner who can keep up with them.

    Cats? She was great friends with my cat.

    They are great with kids.

    My next dog, when I'm ready, will be another boxer.
     
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    Cats? I have my smooshyface and my flamepoint and I love them. I don't want a dog to nomnom them.

    And she'd go to work with me, with a bed in the corner and everything.
     
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    I have had a boxer in the past, awesome dogs but with energy to burn. If you want to adopt one, you need to be committed to making sure it gets LOTS of exercise.
     
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    Give the guy some credit. He has poor language skills, but surely more objectionable things have been said on pickup artist websites than "the best way to approach a girl ... is to actually be interested in what she has to say".
     
  16. shimmered

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    I don't mind maintenance, I don't mind energy...ish. Like I said, it'd go to work with me, and when I move to go where ever Husband is stationed, I'll be in school and not working, so there's that.


    I want a loyal, relatively intelligent, protective but not aggressive dog.

    That can live with my boys and my cats.
     
  17. Nitwit

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    I've always said, "Dogs, like children, are relatively a reflection of their owners."

    If you really like this breed, get a puppy, and make it your own.

    EDIT If I didn't make it clear about them being high energy. Let me reiterate; they are
    HIGH FUCKING ENERGY!
     
  18. NatCH

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    My lady channel-surfed to the Rodeo finals on GAC. The guy singing the National Anthem is ruining music for me.
     
  19. Nitwit

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    Just let it roll. Sunday evening grooooove!





     
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  20. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Ask and ye shall receive:

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