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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    My boner does not know cuntiness, just cunt. January Jones would do nicely.

    Holy crap, Twilight Zone marathon. Awesome.
     
    #1781 Juice, Dec 31, 2012
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    There is never a bad time for that. NEVER. I hope they will include The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street.
     
    #1782 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    Let's not forget about January Jones in Love, Actually.
     
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    Never seen it, actually.
     
    #1784 Juice, Dec 31, 2012
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    Damnit Gravy, its not cool to hack other idiots accounts.
     
    #1785 McSmallstuff, Dec 31, 2012
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    Like Crown I'm making Hemingway Daiquiris. I think I'm prepared for tonight:

    10 pound bag of ice
    Handle of Cruzan rum
    Grapefruit
    Lime
    Maraschino Liqueur
    Shaved my balls
    Length of rope
    Mints


    Yes. Yes, we are ready.

    And January Jones makes up for in looks all the deficiencies her miserable, ice queen persona incur. She's a viper. Beautiful, fascinating to look at, but goddamn don't put your hand near it.

    Point:

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    #1786 CharlesJohnson, Dec 31, 2012
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    Fail of the year 2012:



    Past Fails Of The Year:
     
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    There was a deer in my yard a few minutes ago, and I so contemplated grabbing a roman candle and lobbing some rounds at it.
     
    #1788 kuhjäger, Dec 31, 2012
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    Morning Idiots from 2013. Crown I thought you were going to give us a run down of you sliding into drunkeness?
     
    #1789 Bundy Bear, Dec 31, 2012
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    Im around. Though I am keeping a slower pace to begin with.

    THings will pick up.
     
    #1790 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    What time is it for you? 10am here. Going to be 36C here today, something I might enjoy if I was a fucking lizard.
     
    #1791 Bundy Bear, Dec 31, 2012
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    Alrighty. Everyone have a good time tonight, but please be safe. Call a cab, etc.

    Welp, I've forgotten what regret and bad decisions taste like - I may have some of that in the morning with my Advil.
     
    #1792 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 31, 2012
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    Fuck, I don't want to work tonight. Unfortunately, New Years Eve is the busiest night of the year for our video store, so we all HAVE to work. Luckily, I get stuck working 7 until 10 or 11, and working with the woman who wants to be the assistant manager instead of me (and, as such, has spent the better part of the past two weeks bad-mouthing me to the store manager). Why do I bother. I'd really rather stay home, and I don't need this stupid fucking job. Would anyone frown on it if I went in to work drunk?
     
    #1793 D26, Dec 31, 2012
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    See, what's weird is she came off as endearing and sexy, from a personality standpoint, in that interview in GQ. But everything she's done since then has made her seem like a miserable bitch.
     
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    Honestly, does she have ANY other expressions? Seriously, her "acting" ability makes Kristen Stewart look like an Oscar Winner. Her face is EXACTLY the same in all four pictures up there, and it is the exact same face she made for the entirety of X-Men First Class.
     
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    Uhm. I think they're trying to imply some kind of sexual innuendo here.



    Number 7 pleases me. I know *that* face.
     
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    A friend of mine just dropped off some carrot cake. Aww yeah, shit's about to get crazy up in here.
     
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    One of my friends just posted a picture on Facebook of them at Times Square about 20 minutes ago. It's already packed. What the fuck are these people thinking?
     
    #1798 ssycko, Dec 31, 2012
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    I really hate procrastination. Me and the wife went on holidays in August, and i took alot of photo's 1200 photo's or so(25 megs a peice, 32 gigs ish) so i didn't want to go through all of them and delete what i didn't want. Well we just went to visit her family for the holidays, there 4 kids 6months to 1.5year old and cute as hell, well guess what i need to do now to make room for some new photo's. Fuck me, now i remember why i said i would do it later.
     
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    Times Square gets packed well before sunset on NYE. I was told you need to arrive there by 2:00 latest if you want to actually see the ball drop.

    Your question remains valid, however.
     
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