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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. wexton

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    Talking about times square http://rt.com/business/news/times-square-ads-profit-905/.

    Empty building earns 23million a year in ad revenue.
     
    #1801 wexton, Dec 31, 2012
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    I work in Times Square and I've been anxious about my commute home since about four days ago. One hour to go.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    A stun-gun in each hand, zap every person that gets in front of you.

    Plough the road, girl. Might I also recommend a nightstick in case any frail kneecaps come into view.
     
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    Wouldn't yelling bomb, make a path quicker?
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Spraying "Liquid Ass" will clear a path. One spritz will empty an entire subway car on the next stop, fast.
     
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    If I'm going to wind up in jail on New Year's Eve, I'd rather it not be for that.
     
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    Why I think I may be becoming impaired.
     
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    I need to catch up with you, scoundrel. My people aren't showing up for an hour. This is silly. Frozen drinks in winter.

    Drankin' music:

     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Drinking music. You're doin' it right.

     
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    Crown is it just you and I here? I'm waiting for the womn to get ready and probably won't head out until 10...
     
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    It's also cold enough that you'd need to be in pretty close to full winter regalia to not freeze to death. HAPPY NEW YEAR?????
     
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    Am I doing it right?
     
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    So, like, what, a toque and gloves?
     
    #1813 ghettoastronaut, Dec 31, 2012
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    Shout out to my crazy mother who said 'whatever you do on New Years, make sure it's sober.'
    OKAY
     

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    That's almost as bad as the time I posted the pic of my liquor cabinet with 99 bananas.
     
    #1815 bewildered, Dec 31, 2012
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    Why haven't any G+ Hangouts happened recently? Or was I just excluded from them?* It's 2.51am here (Happy New Year, TiB!) and I am bored. I need entertainment to help me drink this Jim Beam...


    *that sort of shit happened to me all the time as a kid, teen and, yes, adult too.
     
    #1816 Durbanite, Dec 31, 2012
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    I suppose the disclaimer that I'm a 21 year old college student may preserve some of my dignity
     
    #1817 littlefoot789, Dec 31, 2012
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    That's so cute that you think you have dignity.

    [​IMG]

    Even as a 21 year old college student.
     
    #1818 ghettoastronaut, Dec 31, 2012
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    99 Bananas: BEcause college chicks need ane xcuse to make out with each other
     
    #1819 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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    Hello

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    is it me you're looking for
     
    #1820 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
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