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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Oh, did your wife go out?

    What's the lucky guy's name?

    OHHHHHHHH. IS IT ICZORRO'S SISTER!!!!!!
     
    #1841 The Village Idiot, Dec 31, 2012
  2. Crown Royal

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    Someboidys smokingthsi shit or somebodys getting tossed thru a plate glass weindow.

    I',m that guy, wearing the lamp shade, keeping this party going.

    You fuckers are ON THIS. Black Jesus, you are in a fist fight with Hemmingway, tell me things are swelll.

    Ten to midnight. I'll see you beautiful people in 2013.
     
    #1842 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2012
  3. CarbonCopy

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    I made my own fireworks from empty water bottles and black powder. They worked pretty well.
     
    #1843 CarbonCopy, Dec 31, 2012
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    Yeah, so, I'm late to the getting drunk party (long story), but give me a couple of hours...

    EDIT: Please tell me I'm not the only one who just got a Happy New Year e-mail from Victoria's Secret?
     
    #1844 Nettie, Dec 31, 2012
  5. McSmallstuff

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    Happy new year idiots. Oh and my buddy vodka wishes you the same.
     
    #1845 McSmallstuff, Jan 1, 2013
  6. audreymonroe

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    I got a new yeats evr erection pressrd into my asscrack at midnight do thstd teice as good right!
     
    #1846 audreymonroe, Jan 1, 2013
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    I think I might need to do shots to catch up!
     
    #1847 Nettie, Jan 1, 2013
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    Happy New Year y'all.
     
    #1848 shimmered, Jan 1, 2013
  9. Gravy

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    Happy New Years you degenerates. I wish I could have met up with some of you, but fate has decided to torture me with a bar playing some unrecognizable pop tube that is so heavy on the bass that it is shaking sequins and tap out hats off.
     
    #1849 Gravy, Jan 1, 2013
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    Still a couple of hours to midnight out here in the West. Happy New Years TIB.
     
    #1850 Puffman, Jan 1, 2013
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    Happy new year!!
     
    #1851 Diablo, Jan 1, 2013
  12. Blue Dog

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    Wooo!
     
    #1852 Blue Dog, Jan 1, 2013
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    On belated ebhalf of eastern standard time, happy new years you hamdosme mamma jammas. I am fucked off my ass drunk tight niow and there's nmtohing you can do about it;.

    WHOOOOOOOOOO PARTY

    When you'r ethis drunk, youre a SOMEBODY.
     
    #1853 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2013
  14. bewildered

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    It's only 8:21 and I am ready to go to bed. I am pretty sure that makes me pretty lame.
     
    #1854 bewildered, Jan 1, 2013
  15. Crown Royal

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    I drankt oo much of all whoolllllllle lot of diffrent shit tonight, kmids. Luv yall, but Im gonna retire so I can pay for thi s in the morning.

    Happy New YEar Peace.
     
    #1855 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2013
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    So drunk! Here are tits!

    They are mine, but taken with poor form because ei have an iPad and no coordination!

    (yOu know I am drunk because I wouldn't post tits under any other circumstances)
     

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    Serious question: If a female board member posts a picture of themselves that you find attractive, what is the appropriate way to let them know?

    All I have come up with is "Guurl let me smell yo tittays!"

    That just doesn't seem to reach the level of class I am accustomed to.
     
    #1857 CarbonCopy, Jan 1, 2013
  18. bewildered

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    "Fap Fap Fap Fap fapfapfapfap"
     
    #1858 bewildered, Jan 1, 2013
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    And the girl just finished vomiting on (not in) a dumpster then tried to shit on the sidewalk. I guess it's a blessing for her sake that Im sober. Puke in the hair isn't my cup of tea in the attraction department.
     
    #1859 Juice, Jan 1, 2013
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    Happy New Year fuckers!

    Sincerely-

    The Central Time Zone
    Care Of: Central Oklahoma
     
    #1860 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2013
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