Good morning from Germany, Idiots. NYE went off without any issues, and I got to blow stuff up and launch fireworks last night. I still smell like a fireplace from all the fireworks I lit off, though. Today is going to consist of sitting on my ass, packing my suitcase, and going to bed early since we're heading back stateside tomorrow. Although, I do have to finish the rum I have here before we leave, so perhaps a few afternoon cocktails will be had as well. Worse yet, I have to work on Thursday. Thank fuck it's only a two day work week, because getting up Thursday morning is going to be a killer.
One reason I'm thankful: The ladies that inhabit this board have some of the nicest internet boobs on the planet. So thanks for that! Yours Truly, Creepy Older Internet Guy
I think she's much of a a testament to how you can be a famous celebrity in the world of comedy without having ever been funny once. Ever. In Her ENTIRE LIFE. Well my tailbone may be fractured so I have to go get it looked at, last night my wife's friend playfully (and forgetfully) kicked me in the ass and I nearly fainted. She felt terrible about it, but the damage was done. It's a good thing I was shit-wind hammered, cushions the pain.
I saw Kathy Griffin on last night. She apparently spent the better part of five minutes trying to blow Anderson Cooper. I also wondered aloud when she decided to go the Joan Rivers route with her career and get enough plastic surgery that she turns into a ginger Darth Vader.
[quote="D26]I saw Kathy Griffin on last night. She apparently spent the better part of five minutes trying to blow Anderson Cooper.[/quote] That's better than last year when she tried for like an hour and a half.
Happy New Year recovering TIBers and Tibettes. Pinkcup may I add that 2013 is already starting out much better than 2012 thanks to your post. Got the Rose Parade going, football starting in about 15 minutes. It is a clear, bright day outside and it just might get warm enough by noon to sneak in a two hour motorcycle ride before the Rose Bowl. It is going to be a good year.
The neighbour of whom I hate and wish death upon would blast Ghetto Boyz out of his speakers whenever somebody was on the porch of my house last night. I guess you get bitter when you scare away your family, threaten your friends and generally become a lonely loser who deserves to be a lonely loser. No way you were out partying me anyways, Jack. Last night in the dark somebody passed me a bowl of noodles and I put my hand in them. They told me it was "The Wolfman's Brains", to which I shrieked and ran from the room, giggling. Like I said, I was an animal. I did catch one Twilight Zone, thankfully. And it was one of the scariest of them all:
After my girlfriend great fecal/vomit fiasco last night, I accidently saw my grandfather's nut sack this morning. And it's only about 13 hours into 2013...
Hmm... this statement needs to be run through the Parkerizer 3000 Much better. Guacamole: breakfast of champions.
All I want to do is lie down and oan in pain and all my kid wants to do is hit me with balloons and pillows. Work is going to SUCK tomorrow.
Okay,which one of you fuckers willed me your NYE hangover? I went to sleep around 11 last night, and slept through until 10:45 this morning (I'm usually up no later than 6) and woke up with a pounding headache. I didn't even have a drunk dream, either! 2013 better get its act together, and fast. On a brighter note, the prime rib roast has been prepped and placed in the smoker, taters are peel, and mushrooms cleaned and sliced. I can now nap until 4pm. Happy New Year y'all!
Last night was fun, despite the throngs of amateurs. I tried to make myself puke, but I'm horrible at bulimia. emo sad face. For the first time in years I feel great on new years day!