#1 DickSucka, a bit obvious. There's another option, but I'm not checking to see if there's a #1DickSucka on Twitter. Fuck no.
I have a few questions about this lovely lady 1. I wonder what her (nonexistent) dad thinks about this? 2. How many kids by how many men she has? 3. Is she a grandmother and under 40 years old? 4. If you went on a date with her and she didn't blow you, would you question your standards or hers?
When I suggested the thread, it was titled: "I bet your dad is really proud...", to which I got the rep comment: "Pfft. You think she knows who her dad is?" (Thank you, $100T2)
I thought that was some sort of wound and not a hashtag. I want to see the rest of the other awful tattoo on her chest that begins with what appears to be "Jer". I'm betting it's the beginning of an ex-boyfriend.
This young lady is simply taking pride in her talent. A talent that has likely taken years to develop, consisting of the sucking of bags of dicks to hone her admirable craft. The back of her throat has to look like a smallpox epidemic.
That is just sad. I think if I picked her up, as soon as I saw that tatoo it would all be over. No way I could perform seeing that tatoo. In other news the Rose Bowl has just ended and it is now officially 2013.
Unfortunately not; that would be more entertaining than what's going on in my immediate life at the moment. This is what I identify with right now:
Same boat, the gf and I are giving up booze, cheese and sugar for three months, anyone have some good weed?
How can anyone be bored when Northern Illinois is playing Florida State pretty tough in the Orange Bowl right now. Damnit kids turn on the televisions and enjoy the end of the college football season. It is not just all about the championship game. Ok enough old man rant, I will now go back to lurking and drinking my budweiser.
Last night was one of the better NYE experiences I can remember. Great group of people. Top shelf open bar for 5 hours, solid not too crowded bar. Had a blast and ended up going home and revenge banging a girl who I always assumed was a bitch based on some of the things she's said and done to me in the past. Oh yeah the obnoxious dude hanging around her all night? Turns out it was her boyfriend, who she was sharing a hotel room with since they both were in town from San Fran. Fucking ridiculous. I don't make a habit of going after girls with boyfriends, but in my defense, I had no idea until almost the end of the night when her intentions were quite clear. Seeing her argue with him and tell him to shut up and go back to the hotel before scampering over to hop in our cab? Odd to say the least. Maybe I had it right early, she is a crazy bitch and I was just on the right side this time. The downside to all of this is my body absolutely hates me today. I'm achy and cold. Driving 3 hours total up to and back from Milwaukee for the Marquette-Uconn game tonite didn't help. God help me if I feel like this tomorrow. I'm off to pass out and pray for release.