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2013 Fantasy Footfall and Draft Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Flat_Rate

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    Who has two thumbs and didn't start Kaepernick this week? This fucking idiot.
     
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    Did anyone else have Marvin Jones and then drop him two days ago? Just me? JUST ME
     
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    I'm rolling this week and whoopin dat ass. Taking on the #2 and he pretty much stands no chance at this point. That puts me at 5-3 for the season and I would be 7-1 had Calvin had an average night and put up more then 5 points in two of the games where I lost.

    Kap(27)
    Romo(20)
    Calvin Johnson(45)
    Pierre Garcon(2.5) Second quarter
    Larry Fitz(10.5) Second quarter
    Moreno(5) Second quarter
    Lacey(TBD)
    Greg Olsen(9.5)
    Nick Folk(8) Second quarter
    Dallas D(8)

    Demarco Murray chilling on the bench too.

    This is all good and cool, but it doesn't make up for the embarrassment of a team I have in my other league. I wouldn't even dare post that team. Seriously, it might be the worst fantasy team of all time.
     
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    And there goes another TD. Mr. Jones is personally telling you off for dropping him.
     
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    I had MJD on the Bench, he gave me 15 points. NFL had conflicting news about which RB was starting for the Cowboys, I picked the wrong one while Brandon Bolden got a quiet 8ish points. I could have beat The Noob and moved to 4-3, but now going to be 4-4. Fuck, why couldn't I play Manning last week?
     
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    I just saw this trade proposed to me
    Jordy Nelson (WR - GB)
    LeSean McCoy (RB - PHI)
    Tony Gonzalez (TE - ATL)
    for
    Jimmy Graham (TE - NO)
    Maurice Jones-Drew (RB - JAX)
    Wes Welker (WR - DEN)

    My response to that? Fuck you. I do not negotiate with terrorists. Jordy Nelson can get injured at any given time (probably injured himself just now coughing). The Eagles are going to be looking at 8-9 in the box until they get something resembling a QB and Tony Gonzalez is going to have 2-3 guys on him at all times. Fuck you. This trade proposal is insulting and you should be goddamn ashamed of yourself for proposing it.

    Not really, but this thread needs some spice. Point totals are relatively even, advantage in the trade, but I rather go with the week to week consistency.
     
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    You caught me, I was trying to trade rape you.
    Next time I'll have to use the industrial strength roofie so you don't fight back.
     
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    I apologize for sending Blackmon your way. That's shitty he's gone for the year.
     
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    See, he lived up to what I thought he was going to do! Just a week later.
     
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    Of course Andre Johnson has 32 points and it's only the second quarter. Why did I think a 37 point lead was safe. Every week with this bullshit, he hadn't caught a TD all year.

    Edit: 42.5 points in the first half, what a fucking load of complete horseshit.
     
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    After T.Y. Hilton fucked me in the late game, I need Nelson to have a monster game on Sunday and Marshall needs to shit the bed.
    I'm more pissed about the Dolphin defense putting up 26 on me. That's some nonsense.
     
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    I'll take the 26 all day, nonsense or not.
     
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    Normally I'd concede defeat, but if Hilton can drop 30+, Nelson can too.
     
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    Trust me the way my fantasy season has been going I fully expect him to go off for at least that.
     
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    Goddamned 30 point Jericho Cotchery sitting on the bench. If I'd started him, he'd have had 3.
     
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    Goddamned 30 point Jericho Cotchery sitting on the bench. If I'd started him, he'd have had 3.
     
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    I'm okay with your decision. I need Aaron Rodgers and Mason Crosby to have quiet nights. Let's go JAMES STARKS AND EDDIE LACY! BIG NIGHTS BOYS!
     
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    God. Fucking. Dammit
     
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    Can we agree that the tiebreaker makes little to no sense? I'm ranked ahead of people who beat me, and yet behind people I beat.
     
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    The tiebreaker is right if you look at it from a full league standpoint. You may have lost to someone, but you may have beaten two teams they lost to. This would put you ahead of them.
    I agree it's "easier" to make the tiebreaker most points, but I think it makes wins against strong opponents worth less. You may have a 6-3 record, but if you barely squeaked by a 2-7 and two 4-5 teams, and your 3 losses are to a 7-2 and two 6-3 teams, it would be unfair for those 6-3 teams to miss out on the playoffs even though they beat you.