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2013 Fantasy Footfall and Draft Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Parker

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    I'm going to take $50 of the winning money, write your name on it, then set it on fire.
     
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  2. FreeCorps

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    I don't know who White Smagheads is but I went to accept the trade and my computer decided to glitch out so I resent it from my side.
     
  3. Parker

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    Fucking shit, don't know when it happened by one of my WR are inactive. Fucking Marlon Brown. I need Carson Palmer to shit the bed against the team he's better than to balance out. LET'S GO PALMER!
     
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    Message denied. I switched out for Palmer driving home from Louisville this morning. It's not personal, I think you're pretty cool normally but I'd love to win, and I'm gonna!
     
  5. Parker

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    Not cool bro, I'm getting treated like MoreCowbell's asshole after he has six too many mimosas in Boystown.
     
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    My friend,

    I apologize that you feel bullied by my fantasy team this week and we didn't mean to offend you. However; if you're that sensitive you may want to file a grievance with the fantasy union.

    Sincerely,

    Richie incognito
     
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    Double post, sorry
     
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    I wouldn't talk shit just yet. It wasn't that long ago that the Chiefs defense dropped 30pts in a game and he still has Welker and Thomas as well. He's going to be pissing on your loss in about 36 hours after he rallies himself into a frenzy about how he's going from worst to first and how we had all better watch out for him and how he's going to metaphorically take a giant shit on $20 bills with all our names on them etc etc.
     
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    You're right but it's Parker. I feel like I have to talk at least a little smack because I haven't had much reason to.
     
  10. Parker

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    WHAT? I'D NEVER!
     
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    Parker, blow me.
     
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    iPads suck.
     
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    Hooiser,

    As league Comish, I grant you 2 years worth of bragging rights for your win against Parker this week.
    From this moment forward, please make sure you awkwardly bring up this moment in conversations that have nothing to do with Fantasy Football.

    Example:
    Parker in 2015: "I really think I'm starting to enjoy my new job as some blappity blah ad executive."
    Hooiser in 2015: "I bet it's not as much as I'm enjoying that narrow fantasy football win 2 years ago. HUZZAH! All you bitches better watch out, I'm catching fire!"
     
  14. Parker

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    That was the worst/laziest recommendation for a burn I've ever read. I'm more insulted at the shoddy execution of that joke than any shitty joke you could have possibly created.
     
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    That hurts Parker.
     
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    On top of the fact that Stevan Ridley spread out the points a little more.
     
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    Hey Parker-

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    Guess who you are.
     
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    Hey. C'mon. He's coming for that number seven spot.
     
  19. Parker

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    My third best player "KC Defense" decided to shit the bed this week, once Tamba and Justin went down with injuries, the KC defense turned into the worst defense in the league. And its not like they were on the field the entire game either, Alex Smith was making plays. There is just no fucking excuse for what happened there.

    Not to mention Wes Welker did nothing because Peyton Manning smartly acknowledged the fact he blows dick in cold winter games and went heavy with the run.
     
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    Last week of the regular season and it looks like every playoff spot is awaiting the result of this week to be finalized.
    This is also the last week for the regular season scoring leader. Tight race there as well for the first money payout.

    Good luck to everyone!