After this season, I'm submitting It's Not a Schooner's trade history to the D.A.'s office. He has a long history of trade rape. Brandon Marshall for Eddie Royal & DeAngelo Williams? Cecil Shorts & Marshawn Lynch for Justin Blackmon, Eddie Lacey and Zac Stacy? He is a traderapist and needs to be brought to justice. How have you guys let him run around like Jack the Ripper? Seriously. Its astonishing. All he did was flip, flip, flip, to fuck with people.
Holy fuckballs, Eric Decker. Couldn't have spread some of those touchdowns out to when I needed them?
Fuck this season so hard. God I'm fucking livid. I drafted and then just dropped Riley Cooper who is now lighting it up with Foles. Roddy White has consistently fucked me when I needed him, I benched him this week and he goes off for 21 points. Wes Welker fucking vanished, and Jacob Tamme (former Colt, has chemistry with Manning) couldn't get open to be an offensive threat. Now unless Russel Wilson does nothing and Brees + Graham lose their minds I'm not in the playoffs. I'll admit, I could have drafted a little better, but fuck this noise. So pissed.
Forgot the specific breakdown but it was on the B.S. Report that Jimmy Graham runs routes on like 75% of his plays or something. He's a wideout that sometimes blocks.
After researching and collaborating with Cowbell, I think we've come up with the tiebreaking scenarios: It's Not A Schooner wins, Kooper Klux Klan wins: #3 It's Not A Schooner #4/#5 Kooper Klux Klan / Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller (depends on KKK's scoring tonight, second tiebreaker is points for) #6 Black Skinheads #7 The Noob It's Not A Schooner wins, The Greatriots wins: #3 It's Not A Schooner #4 Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller #5 Black Skinheads #6 The Noob #7 The Greatriots Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller wins, Kooper Klux Klan wins: #3 Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller #4 Kooper Klux Klan #5 It's Not A Schooner #6 Black Skinheads #7 The Noob Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller wins, The Greatriots wins: #3 Aaron Will Find TheRealKiller #4 It's Not A Schooner #5 The Noob #6 The Greatriots #7 Black Skinheads
Well guys it was fun. Always a pleasure to play with you. I hope the best man wins (i.e. not Popped Cherries). I know I talk a lot of shit, but this is my favorite fantasy league. I have no one to blame for my losses besides myself. We're going to look at game film and try a little harder in training camp. I also need to get Madden next year to better evaluate players.
Well, looking at the bright side I didn't finish last this year. On the other hand my team absolutely sucked and I missed pulling the trigger on a couple trade offers that might have helped me out so I still suck. $50 well spent though. Good luck to those still in.
hey popped cherries, I think you have room for two more quarterbacks on your bench, right now you only have 4
Also, for Parker's review: Eddie Lacy's post trade production: 92.4 points (no bye week) Zac Stacy's post trade production: 82.1 points (bye week included) Justin Blackon's production was zero, for obviously unpredictable reasons Marshawn Lynch's post trade production: 89.4 points (bye week included) Cecil Shorts's post trade production: 43.2 points (bye week included) If you wanna talk hilariously bad trades, how about the fact that iczorro gave me Jamaal Charles for Edelman, Joique Bell, and Reggie Wayne? Sure, it looks worse after Wayne blew out his knee, but still.
Yeah, Bell had a couple surprisingly good games, the Wayne thing was unpredictable, and Edelman fell off the map. That one still hurts, especially considering I was able to pull some decent WRs off the waiver at later dates.