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2013 Fantasy Footfall and Draft Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Parker

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    Chater is going to ban me after the asswhoopin' I just put on him, Welker and J Thomas haven't even played yet.
     
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    Damn, even NFL.com thinks you're a bitch.
     
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    It's sad the projections NFL.com gives out. Apparently the inactive Stephen Jackson is going to put up 20+ points for me and I should think about starting him...
     
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    Its official, I'm giving up on Daryl Richardson and the rest of the Rams. Fuck you very much for giving me shit this week. Apparently the 49ers D isn't broken enough for you to get me 5 good points.
     
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    Fuck Tayvon Austin. That is all.
     
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    Read this post. Thoughts in order. 2-3 seconds apart.
    1. Why is he mad at Tayvon Austin, thought he was doing good?
    2. Wait, what team is Tayvon Austin on? That could be a reason for one.
    3. Oh the Rams. Yep fuck him.
     
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    I have two of the worst starting RBs in the league. Julius Thomas did nothing for me. Then the assrape settled in.
     
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    That's right, I'll smoke you with one WR tied behind my back.
     
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    I don't know who dropped Gonzalez last week, but thank you for the win.
     
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    Of course he goes off for 35 points. Fuck
     
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    Alex Smith is now on the trading block for a mid level WR.
     
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    Who the hell is trading Brandon Marshall for Eddie Royal and Deangelo Williams? In what world is that a good trade?
     
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    Yeah, what on earth is this? If you're looking to move Marshall I'm sure you'll get a much better deal than this shit platter.
     
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    After McFadden went down the guy needed a running back and he's flush with WR's.
    When you have Chris Ogaboogeyman as the only RB on your roster, you're really not in a place to turn down a trade offer for a starter.

    I'm looking to poach Welker from Parker since he's next in line for someone who needs a RB.
     
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    I will not negotiate with terrorists. Giving Welker away is cutting off my leg to spare my foot.
     
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    That's cool. Racking up 6 points between your RB1 and RB2 every week must be phase two of your draft plan?
     
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    Well I don't know if you heard, but he really enjoys losing to me.
     
  18. Parker

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    PC, that's for you.
    Pretty sure I slaughtered you on my way to glory two years ago. Yes you got lucky this time. I'll be 2 and 2. Still in range. I have plans, and they will come to fruition.
     
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    OR just one more Brees to Graham TD and I'll be good. Just one more...
     
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    So now he's going to count on two wideouts from the same team? It's still stupid.

    If anything, mention that you're looking to move Marshall and then see who offers you what. Not this nonsense.