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2013 NFL Season

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Trakiel, Mar 20, 2013.

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  1. Parker

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    Brady is fine. Brady is a god that cannot be injured by mere mortal men. The only creature that can hurt the anointed Greatriots is the godforsaken creatures with 666 tattooed on the back of his neck and the pentagram carved into this ass. That creature is Benard Pollard. He was not involved in this play, so Brady will rise, and he will decimate all of your shitty teams with these no name (Except Danny) WRs like he did with his first three rings. I worry not.
     
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    Yeah, you're right. Unless you're a Giants fan.

    Maybe you should be worried about Gisele. Brady hasn't won a ring since he dumped his pregnant babymama for her. Karma comes back around...
     
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    I hate that fucking theory/troll more than I hate anything else related to Brady. Sad thing is half the Boston fans (Billy waffles on this) kinda secretly believe it to be true in the back of their minds as well. Like its just one of those things were if someone came down from the heavens and said it was true, I couldn't argue against it. But at the same time, the heart goes where the heart wants.
     
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    Maybe he made a deal with Satan.
    He'd get Gisele in exchange for never winning a super bowl again. It wasn't Wes Welker that dropped that pass, it was El' Diablo!
     
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    Thats ridiculous.

    Everybody knows that the Patriots havent won a SuperBowl since Belicheat got busted and lost his illegal advantage.
     
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    At this point you holding on to your delusions has crossed the line from somewhat amusing to just plain sad. You're like the hobos that have "The End is Near!" signs, yelling unintelligible shit as everyone just looks at you with pity.
     
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    The Pats had a good run. You cant take that away from them.

    But I honestly dont see them winning another SB before Brady retires.
     
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    I don't think he's that banged up. I do think Bill B will use this to their advantage. He'll sit through camp. Everyone will think he's all broken and can't play much if at all for the first 1/4 of the season. But, guess what? He's fine. He walks on the field and is the same Brady he's been. Fooled again by Belichick. Or not.

    Hell, he won't even say if he thinks Tebow will survive cuts. Going 4 of 12 for a combined 55 yards in 3/4's of a game isn't exactly a stunning performance though, in preseason too boot. Interesting to follow. Even more so for those of us that don't think they are a their magical team.
     
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    He practiced today, fuck all y'all.
     
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    Are you sure it was him or a cyborg Belichick had built overnight?
     
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    Not a cyborg. God, he just can't let anyone know so he fakes being injured for a play.
     
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    Damn. I was already getting pumped up for the "start Tebow over Mallet" controversy.
     
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    Well, Brady sure didn't play like someone with a hurt knee. What, something like 11 for 12 & a TD?

    I have some mild excitement for the Bills' season. Not high hopes, mind you, but this is a far different team & staff than has been fielded in many years. Different is good when the status quo has been sucking for so long. Did you see Goodwin's ridiculous punt return last week? Dude is FAST.
     
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    In a related note, the Vikings' offense looked like shit for the second week in a row. So much for having a respectable attack beyond Peterson.

    Does anyone know if there are going to be any good QB prospects for next year's draft?
     
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    A co-worker asked me how many points I'd give the Seachickens tonight. I just kinda sat there blinking. Umm....none? Yeah.

    Yes, even in preseason.
     
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    Ponder sucks so fucking much. He can't even compentently move the ball down field when he's out there with the starters against the 49ers' 2nd & 3rd stringers.
     
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    I really want Terrel Pryor to start for Oakland this year. After watching him for 3 years at OSU, I can guarantee a train wreck. The guy is Tebow without the character, will to win, or other intangibles. And when he runs you can tell that he's constantly thinking about getting hurt.

    One of the most frustrating things as a buckeye can was watching him wait to throw it until after the receiver made the out cut, then watching the receiver catch the ball out of bounds.
     
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    I think the most shocking thing about Pryor is his complete lack of development throughout his time at OSU and seemingly in the NFL. His motion still sucks and he still just defaults to using his ridiculous foot speed in lieu of any secondary reads or advanced decision making. Friday night was a prime example of that. Sure he can sprint away for first downs against second and third team Ds just like he did against lesser college competition, but keep him in the pocket and he's worthless. His jump pass was a neat highlight but it was an absolute joke and his touchdown pass he was thumping his chest about was a simple 8 yard dump off across the middle. And frankly, I don't think he has the intelligence to competently pick up any more advanced offense.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/reasons-being-a-buffalo-bills-fan-is-more-painful-than-ch" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/reason ... ul-than-ch</a>
     
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    Tebow says he will continue his relentless pursuit of becoming an NFL QB after being cut by the Pats.

    Who picks him up off waivers?
     
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