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2013 Thanksgiving Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 19, 2013.

  1. Currer Bell

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    I will try one with the schnapps and one with the kahlua and report back.
     
  2. Juice

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    A poll for the ages regarding turkey: Dark meat or white meat?

    I am all in on the dark. Nothing beats a turkey drumstick.
     
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    Dark. I like going to the local fair and grabbing a big turkey leg. Theres something primal and good about eating meat off a bone you're holding.

    However, white meat on a fried turkey is dam good as well.
     
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    I like my women like I like my turkey meat.

    Mostly white, with a little bit of color thrown in. And VERY wet.
     
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    What does my mother-in-law have against heat?
     
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    My mom just rolled up the leftover pie dough with butter and cinnamon sugar and baked it. Om nom nom.
     
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    Nothing. She just likes looking at your pokies.

    By the way, this cheap Asti Spumante is good. Let's mix it with gin and see what happens.
     
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    Worst vision in my head ever.
     
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    This and protein bars consist of all I have eaten today. Philalawyer was right about the Hendricks, my god this stuff is good.
     

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    I had the turkey breast propped up in a bundt pan that was resting in a glass casserole dish. It had been roasting about half an hour and I was going to put the meat thermometer in when I managed to shatter the glass dish. So now we have to wait for the oven and glass to cool off enough to clean it and then put the turkey back in. Jesus fucking christ I feel like a jackass.

    Fortunately it is just the two of us and nothing else had started cooking. We just roll with.
     
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    No further issues were had. I'll pack up the leftovers later. Already have plans for the stuffing.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/great-balls-of-stuffing/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/gre ... -stuffing/</a>
     
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    conclusion on the pumpkin pie shots: both tasted yummy, neither tasted like pumpkin pie. fin.
     
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    Our turkey this year was as juicy as my wife on our wedding night.
     
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    Re: Re: 2013 Thanksgiving Thread

    I am picturing dry turkey for some reason.
     
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    Re: Re: 2013 Thanksgiving Thread

    Something like this?



    Sorry, it was obligatory.
     

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    Things you can say in the TiB Thanksgiving Thread but not at the actual dinner table...

     
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    Did you at least let the turkey cool off before you violated it?
     
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    Why would he? Cold would be like fucking a corpse we can't have that.
     
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    I do that all the time. I tried to stop, but I couldn't just quit cold turkey.
     
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    #140 Flat_Rate, Nov 29, 2013
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