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Preggo hormones have kicked in for the wife. Thanks to that, I now know that she is a hilariously observant racist-as-shit stuck up wanna-be-princess. She's sounds like Sara Bareilles's voice with George Carlin observations, plastered on MD 20/20 and meth, with an IQ of 170 (her's is normally around 50 or so), doing her best Hitler impersonations trying to rally a massive audience of KKK members. .... I'm in for a loooooong few more months.
Take a nail clipper to it. Speaking of clippers, that reminds me of the first time I tried to shave my nuts. I tried with an electric razor. NOPE. So much pain. 10 times worse than getting your dick caught in your zipper, just in case you were wondering.
We're staging in a hotel right now and seem to have an idea of where we're going. Maybe moving out tomorrow, and several days yet until we open and start actually doing shit. Been a long week, sure to get longer. Landed at dawn and it was already hot as balls. Fuck.
Ohhhh, very bad memory. I thought it would be a good idea using the electric razor my kid got for her dad on my girly bits. He never used it and I felt bad for telling her to buy it. Worst idea ever (much like the self-waxing idea). Again, I got a third way through and realized I had made a colossal mistake. I hope that through my ridiculous posts, you young-un's learn though my mistakes. Sad thing is, I've done all my stupid shit in my 40's. (and still am)
What the hell is a skin tag? Is that like one of those chips you put in dogs to be able to track them down?
I've wondered this as well; how do you shave your balls? I mean I can't think of a worse shaving surface than scrotum - I also tried with an electric razor, and while I managed not to hurt myself I was being so cautious about it I wasn't very effective either. I gave up after about 5 minutes. I'd google, "How do I shave my balls?" but I'm afraid of what that search would return.
They make shavers for men that are, and I quote "sack and starfish safe". Having a good quality shaver never hurts. Even if you don't go all the way back to the starfish.
And how to you determine if a razor is S&S safe? Somehow I doubt that feature is prominent on the marketing, but I could be wrong I suppose.
If you could actually write a catch-line that didn't crack people up you could set the market with sales. However, I don't think there's any safe way of explaining thru advertising that your trimmer is testicle-friendly.
What I said was based on a review that I read by someone who bought one. The box will generally tell you its safe for delicate areas in the pubic region. Or safe for anywhere on the body. All I know is, if you try to use a standard beard trimmer on the sack, Spoiler
I use a Wahl beard trimmer. Keep the blade oiled and you have yourself a nut sack trimmer. I have nicked myself two times in 10 years, and those instances were from an old blade. And there was no blood. None. You people are fucking histrionics. If you're going to actually shave your balls, lather very very well. Or make your girl do it. In fact that's kind of hot. Shave each other, grease each other down with baby oil then slide around like puppies on freshly polished kitchen tile. Don't thank me, just pay it forward.