I keep it tidy with a beard trimmer, and when shaving the berries, just use a fresh cartridge for the Gillette Fusion. Stretch it into the old bat-wing and shaving is no problem. Doesn't itch as it grows back on the balls, though when you go full Juggernut on the rest, that itches sumpin' fierce. And you know what? Not all ladies like it the same way, so I generally wait until I've been boning down with a girl for a month or so and then ask her what she prefers I do in that area. After all, she's the one putting her tongue there...
I don't understand this. Why not just use a trimmer with a guard and keep it really short? It doesn't itch and there's not a big difference. Why are we competing for the closest scrotal shave? I use a DE safety razor on my face, but I would never dare put it near my penis and testicles. Just asking for it.
Re: Re: 2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW ...and balls of steel, so you can't cut 'em off if the blade slips.
The amount of blowjobs I get is directly proportional to how hairless my crotch is. I ain't gonna lie though; nicking your satchel ranks right up there with sitting on a warm toilet seat on the "Shit I Never Want to Experience Again" list.
Like trakiel, I also trim with a beard trimmer, purely because S.A. is humid as balls (ha) most of the year, and less hair = less sweat = less stink. I've nicked myself a few times but that's more down to unsteady hands than anything else.
You're a queer-lookin' nancy-boy. I use a straight razor. Or the sharpened jawbones of my slaughtered foes.
Because, that rules out being able to rock the Skrillex or the Hitler 'stache (because "ladies dig the bad boy look.")
Oh my God. Speaking of Hitler 'staches My husband. My Bear Jew husband...grew a mustache for whatever idiot reason the guys in his class talked him into growing it. Last night he shaved it into a Hitler 'stache. I don't....I can't...If he can't have a full beard, I'm not a fan of the facial hair.
The most magnificent of trolls. I hope one day to be in a position to be so sought after that I can make an ad while subtlety telling them to go fist themselves, while still being paid handsomely. Some people have Fuck You money. MJ has fuck you life status
All you ball shavers, pay attention. If you want the smoothest nuts possible, go grab some Nair, lather appropriately, and leave it on 5 minutes longer than recommended. This will be accompanied by the most painful chemical burn you have ever experienced, which will not go away for at least 14 hours. You'll need to tie a soft cloth around your pouch to keep it from touching your legs, underwear, or even the slightest up-the-pant-leg breeze. Your nuts will not have the ability to grow hair for months after. You're welcome.
I used to use the same type of razor on my junk that I use on my face. It's a gillete with 4 blades, never had a problem. Them balls are as smooth as eggs. Might get a singe recurring ingrown hair but I never had a problem, I just use a trimmer now though and tread extremely carefully around the sack area. One thing I will never do again is shave or remove ass hair. The first 8 hours might be blissful, but after that it's literally a week of hell on earth. Especially if you run with any frequency and it's warm enough to cause ass sweat. There is no relief from that hell except taking your punishment. See, I'm already not hairy up top. My facial hair is white-trashy and disgusting, I have zero chest hair and even wispy armpit hair. I may as well complete the look and shave my junk. In fact, the only body hair I have is back hair, which thankfully I can reach by myself. Speaking of shaving I once had my eyebrows shaved off. When this happens, people look at you and can tell there is something fucked up with your face (and they won't hesitate to tell you that there is in fact something fucked up with your face) but that they can't quite place it. Also, I had to get a new driver's license photo taken and I couldn't wait so for the next 10 years I'm carrying around a drivers license photo where I have no eyebrows.
Okay, let me ask a question then. Are you talking shaved balls only, or do you also shave the whole area? Because after spending the last 15 minutes googling hairy/shaved balls for comparison purposes, I've decided I hate the whole area shaved. It just looks way too smooth. I can post pictures if you want. And seriously, how hairy are you guys? My husband is pretty hairy and he is not rocking an outrageous man bush. It's been a rough 15 minutes.