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Jesus. H. Lapdancing. Assraping. Christ. Less than one week after Toronto’s Newstalk 1010 announced the cancellation of their controversial Sunday afternoon radio talk show, Mayor Rob Ford and his brother Doug have landed another plum media gig, as hosts of Ford Nation, a new weekly talk show scheduled for Monday evenings on cable channel Sun News Network.
Assuming this actually works it could be the invention of the year. I'm thinking about giving them money now. Amazing.
Holy fuck, I want ten of them... even though the point is you only need one.... SHUT UP AND JUST GIVE ME ONE.
Re: Re: 2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW Read about this last night, if you forget it in the store it alerts you via your phone. Leads me to believe you can shut it off with your phone too.
Pro: The baby wants to help clean the house. Good, right? Con: She knocked over a lamp with the broom. And hit the dog with it. And spilled goldfish while sweeping.
Don't let them clean or they'll jump dump Windex in the fish tank. Train them to fetch beers first and work from there.
I got my 2.5 year old pseudo kid to almost fetch beers from the fridge, the issue is she has a hard time opening the door, I usually put them in a cooler and have her grab them from there.
When I was five years old, I volunteered to clean a spot on the carpet while my dad took a nap. An hour later, I'd bleached a big circle in the middle of the beige living room carpet. I was so proud of myself until my dad woke up. In my defense, I did remove the spot...
Today at work, I tried to explain biweekly pay to my whole office. I didn't think it was that hard, but Jesus, I felt like I was working with a bunch of retarded meth heads. We just transitioned from bi-monthly to bi-weekly and today's paycheck only reflected 1 week's pay because of the gap between cutoff and pay day. And people are starting to light torches around here because they don't understand how this transition works. It sucks being around these people sometimes.
It was pretty shitty because each pay period had a different amount of hours but each check was the same. And overtime wasn't calculated coorrectly. The problem we had was that they just transitioned this month and now that we have a cutoff day for a pay period, the mid month check was half the amount because we aren't being paid current. So now, all the ghetto people who don't understand the new system are pretty much calling for heads to roll and demanding some sort of back pay. I think I overheard about 4 angry calls to HR. Theres just no talking to these people.
I didn't either, for people with regular paychecks, every other month would suck. I've never known anyone that did that.