So were. It at Bobby McKeys. A worker asked if I wanted a Jell-O shot. Sure. Then he said on my knees and it looked like I'm giving him a blowjob. Not quite what I was expecting. My friend took pictures but had it reversed. Stupid firemen. This guy is awesome!!!
Oh thank god. It is just after 7 am and I am in bed, waking up. I really thought the parental units were going to wake me up to go to 7am mass.
Crisis in Connecticut: due to the lack of fatty bacon available we're down to about a pint and a half of bacon grease, I'll probably have to grab the back fat from the freezer to render some lard so we have enough cooking fat for the rest of the month. Suck my balls American Heart Association.
That really is a crisis. Cannot wait for Tuesday...fridge and washer&dryer are being delivered. Baconville, here I come.
I think Jennifer Lawrence is an awesome example of the fact that personality is important for guys too. If the fact that she seems charming and charismatic can make dudes overlook the fact that her looks are pretty pedestrian, I guess men aren't as shallow as people like to claim.
Nope, I'm basing this off all looks, being very shallow. Her goofy "Happy to be here" act has nothing to do with it. That and she's Katniss Everdeen.
Dear Guest Pastor, A FIFTY MINUTE SERMON? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. Sincerely, The Organist.
Since we're talking about face sitting... Don't get mad at me; it's not my fault there's a Lords of Acid song that's thematically appropriate for just about every conversation that takes place in the WDT. So, uh, anyway, I have no idea who Jennifer Lawrence is other than some famous actress. She's hot and I certainly wouldn't turn her down for anything, but compared to other celebrities she doesn't really do it for me. Her haircut's not doing much for her either.
I disagree, she is spectacular if we're judging on looks alone. She looks naturally beautiful (nothing faked) and has rocking curves. There's a bunch of jiggly .gifs of her out there. But more importantly she appears to be a genuinely nice, funny person. Good luck getting past me Parker, you'll need it.
I think she's extremely appealing in the same way I think Amy Adams is: attractive, magnetic while off-screen and very, very talented. Oh, but I checked out The Hunger Games. It completely fucking sucked across the board and wasted Lawrence entirely. And they wonder why SAT scores keep declining.
I would kill you with a yogurt cup lid just to give myself over to those pillowy lips. Spoiler Spoiler
I'm not that big on celebrity. There are wonderful looking women all around you. However, Lawrence has the sideboob down to A SCIENCE. That's practically whole boob. There are only a couple women in cinema that are really dangerous. Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct is the best example because I really don't think that woman was acting. She's a highly evolved predator off screen. That's why it seemed so much like second nature. Go watch that movie again. She is intoxicating. Not just her looks and sexuality, but her scheming, the subterfuge she creates so effortlessly. Unbelievable. She spends 2 hours just fucking with the audience. Because she can. Because it's a Tuesday and she's bored. Hitchcock would have squirmed in his perverted drawers watching that flick.
It was a great weekend. My bull-riding experience didn't go quite the way I planned. I didn't realize how big it would be when I got out there, so when I grabbed the rope to hop on, between my drunkenness, slippery bull and my apparently superior strength, I ended up vaulting myself OVER the bull and face planting on the mat on the other side. Unfortunately, my friends didn't get that on video, although I don't know how good it would be since they were laughing so hard. My sweetheart friend tried to make me feel better and said, "oh no funball, you were great, you popped right back up. Like a gymnast." Thanks Bon. I think I even heard a "oooohh" from the crowd. But I persevered and got my ride in. We then went to Bobby McKeys and when we got there a worker asked me if I wanted a jello shot. Sure! He then told me to get on my knees, put the syringe with the jello in it out from his dick area and I had to take it that way. And when he started to give it to me (haha), he then put his head back and started moaning. So I took the opportunity to grab the hell out of his ass. I felt so much pressure to not gag and get it all in one shot. Bobby McKey's is a great place for anyone in the area. It has piano players and people request all kinds of songs, but they make it fun. I would recommend beer though as their mixed drinks seemed watered down. Overall, the whole area was real nice. I wasn't even hungover this morning!
Agreed. She is hot as fuck on looks alone. She seems like a real person unlike so many actresses. On top of that, those boobs are excellent. And those eyes, damn. Plus, I like a woman with attitude and a sense of humor. Spoiler for size Spoiler