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2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 8, 2013.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    I recently found on Netflix a series 'Jack Taylor' - which stars Iain Glen whom you will know as Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones. There are 5 movies so far, and they've all been very entertaining. I'm halfway through the last one. Love the feel of these, worth a watch if you like murder mysteries.
     
  2. Reifer

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    It just after 7am and I'm waiting to start this race in 35 degree weather and already can't feel my feet. I'm hoping it warms up at least a little bit but it won't matter much once I'm soaking wet and covered in mud.
     
  3. Cult

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    So I asked this girl out yesterday which is something I never do. It takes a lot for me to be interested in someone, I don't consciously have high standards or anything, I just never find myself meeting girls who I don't find terribly boring so this was a big deal for me. Shot down, hard.

    In response I decided to go out when I was originally planning a chill night. Man, I got irresponsibly drunk last night. I puked and hit pretty much everything but the toilet in my friend's bathroom. I'm sure there were few sights more pathetic in the world last night than me trying to clean up a massive amount of vomit with my socks, I'm not sure why I thought that was a good idea. Also, when I hit up McDonald's on the way back to my place today when the chick leaned out to take my money this look of disgust came across her face as she said "fuck you smell like rum." I probably shouldn't be proud of that, but I am.
     
  4. Kubla Kahn

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    Nothing is sexier than a girl laid out in the latrine.


    That picture must make Sack stroke out. Awesome jew tits. Nothing he hates more.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    How in the fuck does this happen in your country? Why aren't people angrier about this sort off thing?

    With a country that has freedom as such a huge importance I find it stomach-churning that it will do anything--ANYTHING-- to keep people in prison no matter what the obstacle is. This sort of shit doesn't happen here, if cops told me I was going to the hospital to be cavity-searched their full names would have been national news the next day. They're fucking rapists with a license to rape. It's a great testament as to how much a stranglehold your prison unions have on your government. "Give us prisoners no matter what!" Money money money innocent or not!!!"
     
  6. Juice

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    Jewish chicks always have the best tits.
     
  7. happyfunball

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    Fixed it.

    I wasn't going to comment on that picture since I'm not attracted to the ladies so who knows what you guys find attractive. But I can still appreciate the female form. So, serious question for you guys. How could you even possibly suck on that girls nipples? It looks like there is absolutely no give in those things. You'd just keep rooting around trying to latch on while she'd be bored since it looks like there isn't even any feeling in them. You might as well take a softball, cover it in some fake flesh and carry it around with you so you can suck on it at random moments since that's what they look like.

    Guys are weird.
     
  8. Angel_1756

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    I'm getting married today!
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    Be careful, you may have them confused with Italian or Puerto Rican girls. Depends on the accessories.
     
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    If she's Israeli, then why is she wearing American camouflage?
     
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    Because those sheisty fuckers are too cheap to buy their own
     
  12. happyfunball

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    Have the best day!! Congratulations!

    Or in the words of Spinal Tap since I just saw it last night:

    "Have a good time, all the time."
     
  13. TX.

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    I don't see the appeal of bolt-ons either. They're too hard.
     
  14. iczorro

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    To explain, let me tell you this joke:

    How can you tell if a girl has fake tits?

    Who gives a fuck?
     
  15. Rush-O-Matic

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    As someone who works in law enforcement, believe me when I say the amount of people that get probation who actually DESERVE to be locked up is really high. That being said, prisons are filled up with minor drug offenders. It's pretty damn backwards.
     
  17. happyfunball

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    Well sure if all you are doing is staring at them. But it didn't really address my point. They don't even look like they can move.

    And if you're cumming from just staring at them, I've got some numbing gel I can sell you. Poor iczorro. I won't tell anyone.
     
  18. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    You're ignoring or overlooking the one constant in the equation. Whether you like 'em so big you can dive in and possibly never find your way out, or a tidy little perky handful, there's one thing titty lovers the world over can agree on:

    Symmetry.

    Boobs that look perfect, which is particularily easy to achieve in a still photo, are going to catch the eye. They may not feel perfect, and you may after playing with them a few times decide you prefer the feel of au naturale, but damn, them tittays look good.
     
  19. Revengeofthenerds

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