Come on, it's just me here. You don't have to pretend that she's particularly attractive. She's pretty enough. We don't have to go through the song and dance of pretending that she's super hot though. I'm with you here.
No, I looked it up after meeting that freak and they eat rats, mice.... Birds even. And each other, they're cannibals. Just about as nasty an animal as I've ever seen. They don't smoke crack, though. Coulda fooled me.
Coffee should taste like coffee. Never buy flavored. And only add a pinch of cinnamon or a little vanilla extract to the grounds before you brew. If you can find them, toasted coconut shavings also taste good. You should have to finish the whole bag as punishment.
I will have to finish the whole bag by myself. The husband is repulsed by it, none of my coworkers will touch it, and I'm too damned cheap to throw it out. Maybe I'll put it in this year's Christmas raffle. If you'll recall, the offerings from that particular event are always a little odd. Contributions for this year so far include a set of canisters (5 in the set, but one is missing), and a user Super Soaker.
Give it to your tiger mother. Maybe she'll leave the country and never speak to you again. Killing two birds with one stone, and all that. You're welcome.
God we had a bag of tiramisu flavored coffee at my work. A girl tried to make a pot and wanted a super strong batch and used the tiramisu instead of the regular. It was the worst shit Ive ever had and couldn't take more than two sips.
If you're not collecting your beans by hand from the fields of northwest Columbia after they've been eaten and shat out by the donkey of Juan Valdez himself, I will both call your stated sexual orientation into question and advocate for your state-sactioned execution in a grotesque and inhumane manner. What? I just like my cup of joe a certain way.
Theres a special place in hell for pre-flavored coffee. I grind fresh every time I make it at home because the beans are nice and naturally oily. And then you get that sexy oil sheen across the top of the coffee in the pot. Even more so if you add toasted coconut just before brewing. Use a French press if you're a purist. You won't regret it.
I like Tim Horton's. I guess I have no need to own peacocks as yard pets or attend harpsichord recitals. I know a great cup of fresh ground when I have one but I'm in the go a lot, crime doesn't fight itself. Oh, and Starbucks doesn't exist to me, never did. It's the place lonely people go to use fee Wifi in order to fail at writing shitty opinion novellas or scripts.
Listen to Dave Asprey's bullet proof coffee talk sometimes. If you don't get hand picked specially processed coffee beans grown on south facing slopes, you're ingesting myotoxins and fucking your brain up. I tried the bullet proof coffee this past week minus the mold free fair trade coffee and it was tasty but the effects are nowhere near advertised. He'd probably say the rest of my diet is limiting its effects and I should carry a plethora of supplements to control my glycemic index. Fuck I drink the shit out of Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes. So what it's a bunch of sugar flavoring masking mediocre coffee? Shit is good.
Re: Re: 2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW Fuck I wish I had a Tim Horton's around here, the coffee there is amazing.
Re: Re: 2013 Veterans Day WDT NSFW I'm over Tim Hortons coffee. It's burnt, it's bitter, it's bad. The only redeeming feature of that particular establishment are the timbits - office life's answer to the boring staff meeting.
I have to say, I was visiting your fair land this past summer and I tried Tim Horton's because all you folk spoke so highly of it, especially Chater. I have to say I was mighty disappointed. It's like the Canadian Starbucks; (to quote Angel) it's burnt, bitter and bad. Now Wawa coffee on the other hand, is just amazing.