Fucking feminists. It's not our fault that the author can't get someone to go down on her stink ditch. Perhaps if you cleaned up your Class 5 jungle twat a little bit, it wouldn't smell like a Mumbai sewer and someone would dare to put there face in there for a few minutes. Sorry ladies, shave that shit or you're getting no tongue love from me. End of story.
This Robert Ford fellow gets better and better. "Oh My God, He's Attacked Somebody!" Rob Ford Goes On Rampage
I am not pro-bush. Just showing how times have changed. It's history. Everyone likes history, right? And she did have hairy armpits. I thought that was grosser than the image I posted.
That's hilariously awesome. Although, when you see the entire video that gif was made from, you see a couple things: he certainly wasn't going after the lady he knocked over. His mission was something else - he's looking past her, and grabbed /caught her when he realized she was blocking his path. He also never lets go of her, and helps her back up, while still looking past her. I think she was pushing herself up, too, but he's pretty strong to heave that gal back up.
You don't have to be strong when you weigh four bills. Why was he running like a clown? Was there an unguarded Twinkie in his midst? Or, how Bill Maher put it:
Seriously, back that gif up with the entrance music for The Ultimate Warrior and just laugh your ass off.
I just can't get enough of this guy. Its like, I want to sit on my high horse and judge him and say he's a bad politician. Or a bad person. Or how can someone someone hold public office and act like this? But I love it. Its hysterical. Its the Rob Ford show. Everything he does brings me to tears. Especially the press conference about eating pussy. I had my mother listen to it on youtube while she was on the phone with me and I was crying from laughing. Now, he bowled over a large woman in some ridiculous display of frustration, probably. And the angry Chris Farleyesque drunken rant where he describes being a sick motherfucker and tearing someone's eyes out. Its so out of the realm of things I ever thought possible.
If he does decide to run for Prime Minister (please, please, please), his campaign poster should be a still from this:
Did anyone see the skit SNL did? I can't do Youtube since they aren't allowed there, but: Linky linky.
Put the following coordinates into google maps zoom in all the way: 37.951607, -122.360453 Spoiler It's a dead black guy.
Not too long ago an entire KHL team went down in a plane crash. Apparently aviation safety standards are a bit different over there.
For what it's worth, you guys know all those people stopped going to Starbucks ten years ago, right? I have to agree that the coffee at Tim Horton's is not very good. I respect the desire for readily available coffee (see: above), but actually having a distinct taste preference for it seems strange. I assume that Canadians just say it's good out of a weird sense of patriotism. I wish Peet's in San Francisco would go national. That stuff is the tits.
QFT. In a city where coffee is taken as seriously as a heroin addict takes his supply, Peet's is delicious. But if you're ever in Seattle, go to Top Pot. Best doughnuts and also excellent coffee in the area. There's like 6 of them here. Golden Tate broke into one as a rookie because he couldn't resist their maple bars.
Uh oh, that little scamp George Zimmerman is at it again! Oh George, what misadventures and murder will you get into this time?
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