When I see boobs like that, I wonder if that is truly the look they were going for or if they are just accepting the fact that they look like 2 hideous mistakes. The idea was to go for a natural look. For me, seeing those is like looking at an amputee. It's a disfigurement that I can't stop looking at, yet I'm also somewhat disgusted. Ladies, rock what you got no matter the size.
Easy to say until you realize how disproportionate everything is. It sucks having Kate Hudson's boobs and JLo's ass. Then again, women like Kate Hudson and Nicole Richie show that you can get a boob job and not look like a complete idiot.
Victoria Beckham's surgeon is one step below Mr. Garrison's. You know her nipples pull a Marty Feldman. You mean Library Chic? Brown leather is bourbon and smoke and books and sophistication. Frat House is "Yo, brosef, I found this sawed in half couch in a dumpster and it only had one family of rats living in it."
Yeah, add me to the list who doesn't like fake tits. For that $100 of "good" tequila (because everything about booze is subjective), I could get 5 $20 bottles of rum - that's about Havana Club price range here - and be *much* happier. Tequila hates me and I hate it. I could also get 7 or 8 bottles of Montego, which is even cheaper and still not disgusting to me like most tequila is. Here, the best you can get is Patron. Sport rant ahead. Spoiler Springboks beat Wales, Tottenham lost, then Arsenal went on to lose to Scumfuck United. Bastards. It was a good weekend up to that point.
I hate to be too dramatic about things, but it seems a reasonable chance I'll be spending the next little while saving little babies in a third world country. Wish me luck?
I think that most everybody has clothing challenges regardless of their body type. I have just resigned myself to getting things tailored if I would like things to fit. And I think I am going for library chic - and preferably dog resistant as well. As shimmered said, fabric is for people who don't have kids, dogs, eat 99% of their meals there, and spill more red wine than they care to admit. Library chic....(what I may get) vs Fraternity boy......(that I hate) Guess which is which
On another note and back to the boob conversation....one of my friends from last night lost her phone and was quite upset (i.e. alcohol induced hysteria) about it. So I emailed her to find out if she tracked it down. Her response..."yes, it was in my boob" (she has massive but real titteys)
OH MY GOD WHY DOES MY HUSBAND WANT FRAT BOY FURNITURE? Jesus. I don't want massive titties. I just want...B cups. Those'd be nice.
Oh is that what he is looking at.....shakes head. Perhaps you could negotiate a "man cave". Now as much as I despise that term, it seems a fair compromise to keep that monstrosity out of your sights.
Exactly. Give him his very own 120 square feet where he can hide favoured pornography, an emergency drug/booze stash and secret memorabilia from his life before you.
Nothing beats an awesome pair of natural tits, but I think fakes can be really well done up to the large C-cup range. Anything bigger starts to look weird. Exhibit A of well done fakes: Spoiler
Isn't one nipple pointing out and the other forward? Maybe just the camera shot? I actually think well done fakes look great in clothes.
It's just that teardrop shape you get with natural tits. Nothing compares. Spoiler Reminds me of her tears when I'm fucking her in the ass with my bloody cock.
1) real. It's been discussed by the pros. 2) Probably real, and insanely hot girl. 3) Fake. They are not large enough overall to defy gravity in that way. 4) Is this 1981? Why???????