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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Aetius

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    Wait, HappyFunBall has a soon-to-be-legal daughter with huge boobs? Has there ever been a mother/daughter contribution to the boobie thread before?
     
    #221 Aetius, Dec 5, 2014
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    Is your son Luke Dunphy?



     
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  3. happyfunball

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    They're trolls. Fat, ugly trolls. You wouldn't want anything to do with them. Awful personalities too. Seriously. I don't even like to be seen in public with them. I also would never drive with my oldest as she's prone to yelling "Fuck you!" and flipping off people that cut her off. You're gonna wanna stay away. I know that because the younger one's a rat. Awful awful people.

    Hey, where'd everybody go?
     
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  4. Aetius

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    Yeah, those are the words of a mother who knows she's raised a boobie-thread-poster.
     
    #224 Aetius, Dec 5, 2014
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    Sierra Nevada's "Celebration" is out.

    I am celebrating.
     
    #225 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 5, 2014
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    I am perfectly fine with her posting at the same age as when I started--43.

    She wants to intern with the FBI. I imagine that's frowned upon.
     
    #226 happyfunball, Dec 5, 2014
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    Oh we've got plenty of female body inspectors here
     
    #227 Aetius, Dec 5, 2014
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    I hope she's good under cover.
     
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  9. The Village Idiot

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    A friend of mine got a job in security (IT) with a very large corporation. They did a very thorough background check, including his wife who was a porn actress for a while. He still got the job, but that was private industry.
     
    #229 The Village Idiot, Dec 5, 2014
  10. Crown Royal

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    Any company that wouldn't hire because as something as trivial as a porn connection shouldn't be given the time of day. Prudes are simply the worst.
     
    #230 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    The new Bond movie poster looks a little familiar.

    [​IMG]
     
    #231 CharlesJohnson, Dec 5, 2014
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    The background checks for the Centre of Forensic Science in Ontario are pretty intense too. I had a girlfriend who didn't get the job she applied for because her brother's girlfriend had a juvenile record for selling pot. Those background checks aren't just on the applicant - they're on their entire family.
     
    #232 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
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    Interesting. My boss's reaction to being told that he's wrong about something is to shut himself in his office and sulk for half an hour.
     
    #233 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
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    Little titty babies grow up to be bigger titty babies. It's the circle of life, baby.
     
    #234 bewildered, Dec 5, 2014
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    They're real and

    Yeah, and 'funball has a mom with a hot bod that may post, too. We have all our best people working on the other two legs of the triangle.

    http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?p=530573#p530573

    Angel even gave it a name. Something something spectacular.
     
    #235 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 5, 2014
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    And her name was? Asking for a friend.
     
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    It's amazing how people will their brains into giving them an anxiety attack rather than simply admit they were wrong about something. How hard is it to admit that you're wrong? It's like being offended: it has no actual actual effect on a person whatsoever, yet they will fight tooth and nail to let Munchausen have his day.
     
    #237 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    He might be beating off because he likes the punishment.
     
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    I feel a little green here, is it supposed to be a variation of the SPECTRE octopus?
     
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    To do their Cardio?
     
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