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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. NatCH

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    Go back and do a spell check.
     
    #241 NatCH, Dec 5, 2014
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    Spectse! Geez. I thought it was just typical misspelling, that's why I didn't get the joke until now.
     
    #242 Currer Bell, Dec 5, 2014
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    Mmmmmkay. DUH. Nett enlightened me in rep. Now it's hilarious.
     
    #243 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
  4. Juice

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    If anyone actually posts the referenced image here Ill ban you for the weekend. Its lunch time god dammit.
     
    #244 Juice, Dec 5, 2014
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    #245 shegirl, Dec 5, 2014
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    Bring it.
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    #246 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
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    Jesus.
     
    #247 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
  8. shegirl

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    AngelBabyMomma, did you really look? You should know better.
     
    #248 shegirl, Dec 5, 2014
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    All them there hormones is fucking with her mental acuity.
     
    #249 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
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    I looked! It was low rez. The internet has calloused my soul. Only the high rez stuff has any effect on me these days.
     
    #250 bewildered, Dec 5, 2014
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    And from a work computer, no less. Hopefully I can blame this on baby brain. Otherwise I'll be parking my unemployed ass on your couch, Nett.
     
    #251 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
  12. shegirl

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    That's not a bad deal. I hear he's got good taste in wine and can cook. A little spot of wine can't hurt the baby right?
     
    #252 shegirl, Dec 5, 2014
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    I need a bigger couch.
     
    #253 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
  14. Juice

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    Shegirl tried to take a Goatsie Selfie. How do you think she hurt that elbow?
     
    #254 Juice, Dec 5, 2014
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    And stirrups:
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    #255 shegirl, Dec 5, 2014
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    Oh come on now don't try to cover up the handjob. You said I was doing you a favor and you'd never tell.
     
    #256 shegirl, Dec 5, 2014
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    A reputable male resource has told me that "women don't know how to give handjobs". Gentlemen, is that true? Are we wasting our time with handies?
     
    #257 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
  18. Juice

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    Who wants a dry, rough hand job when there's warm, wet holes close by?
     
    #258 Juice, Dec 5, 2014
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    99% of the time, I like you. Today... today, I want you to die in a fire. Son of a bitch.
     
    #259 gogators, Dec 5, 2014
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    SGEDIT: Come on. You have to give some sort of warning.
     

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