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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Next you'll tell me that tits feel like a bag of sand.
     
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    More like the awesome handjobs. Blowjobs are good, but handjobs are better. When was the last time a girl got you off using just her mouth?
     
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    Speak for yourself.
     
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    Woosh.

     
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  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Tomato, tomahto

    In the original context of the question . . .
    Yes, hands can get you off. No, a girl can't do it better than a guy's own hand. But, you were describing full on sexy times. Hand, mouth, mouth, hand, titties, buttcrack, mouth, hand - sure, I mean if you're going to town, use it all. But, just hand vs. just mouth? There's no contest.

    Tuesday.
     
    #285 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 5, 2014
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    Mouth + no hands >>> hands + no mouth.
     
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    Any girl that can get a guy off with her hand should be carried on people's shoulders through the street as streamers rain down from above.

    Unless this is some sort of extreme sarcasm, You are INSANE.
     
    #287 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    Oh look, contrarian poster is contrarian.
     
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  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh little town of

    O Holy Night
     

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  11. Nom Chompsky

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    I can assure you (and anybody that knows me will confirm), I am not (just) being contrarian about handjobs. I think they are among the most underrated things ever.
     
    #291 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2014
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    Man, I'm glad I have a huge family because I got a lot of no's before I got to a yes on taking care of my dog for like 3 or 4 days after Christmas. Jesus Christ.
     
    #292 bewildered, Dec 5, 2014
  13. Crown Royal

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    Re: Oh little town of

    I love the three Wise Darths but... BATTLE BEASTS? Hold on.....yup, I just came.
     
    #293 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    That's so weird because I have people practically frothing at the mouth wanting to volunteer to watch Otto for me when I go out of town.

    But I mean, look at him...
     

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    Re: Born to hand job, baby. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

    Tell that to Daniel Pantaleo

    Christ, I gotta quit drinking so much. Sorry ROM, that wig was a lie. Figured the adam's apple and dick gave it away.
     
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    This is getting a little heated, guys. I think this whole "hand vs blow" issue needs its own Serious Thread.

    Ladies, when was the last time you started blowing a guy and he said, "Oh, wait, babe. Um, do you mind just using your HAND instead?" Never. Doesn't happen ever, ever. Case closed.
     
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    This actually matters.


    If you had the choice of getting all mouth/no hands vs. all hands/no mouth, what would you choose?

    mmmmhmmmmm
     
    #297 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2014
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    Ok, it's hardly ever 100% mouth. But, per funball, what do you call it when a chick's blowing you and stroking your shaft? A bj!

    Hand job = mostly hands with some lube. Right?
     
    #298 TX., Dec 5, 2014
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I think that's unfair, because it's the hand that's doing all the important work.

    I apologize if I come off slightly unhinged, this is a very important issue for me and sometimes I can get vehement in my advocacy.

    Sidenote: Handjob porn has an advantage over basically every other type of porn
     
    #299 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2014
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    I am inclined to agree with you entirely, but there's always a way to find an exception...
     

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