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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    You're not a man, you won't get it.
     
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  2. Juice

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    The propane burner in a hot air balloon does all the important work too. We dont call it a propane burner.

    I would never turn down a hand job if offered. I dont think any guy would say "Hey bitch, hit the bricks. I'm jackin' it tonight." Two is always better than one (unless its rape or something. RIP Bill Cosby). But purely for sensation sake, have you had a hand job that beat (heh) your own masturbatorial art form?
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    Some of us have standards.

    For instance, "no thanks, I'll jack it":
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    #303 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
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    Absolutely.

    There's something about it being somebody else -- especially if they know what they're doing -- that adds a depth of sensation that can not be achieved solo.

    Think of it this way -- can you tickle yourself? Can you choke yourself?
     
    #304 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2014
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    Auto-erotic asphyxiation is a whole 'nother conversation my friend.
     
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    Is this a trick question?
     

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  7. Nettdata

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    Not if you're doing it right.

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    The only time to argue that hand jobs are better than blow jobs is when you are trying to get a girl to prove how awesome her blowjobs are by actually giving you a blow job.
     
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    Why doesn't anybody use a cat-o-nine-tails anymore for easing their kink? That shit was the MAD NOTE for pleasure/pain back in tha day. Now it's sandwich wrap and strangling yourself with shoelaces.

    Bitches. Put some fucking style into your work.
     
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    To be honest, I'm a newlywed....so I haven't given a blow job in, oh, about 9 months? That's about when we got engaged. So, I'm no expert. These are just things I've picked up on the interweb.
     
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    More like what's it called when a chick's stroking your shaft while sucking your balls. Handie or blowie? You'd think handie and the ball sucking would be a bonus. But I think most would consider that a blowie. Since well, your mouth is in the area I guess.

    Parker hates you.
     
    #311 happyfunball, Dec 5, 2014
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    It just ain't the same, much to my dismay.
     
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    I'm not going to lie to you Gravy, my stance on blowjobs (like my stance on brownies) has occasionally had the tendency to make people eager to prove my wrong.
     
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    What happens when the Groom says 'I do'?

    She says, 'I don't anymore!'
     
    #314 Chellie, Dec 5, 2014
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    And God Gave Us Hookers.
     
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    And Massage parlors with happy endings.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    Again with the fucking handjobs. Are we in the handicapped stall of a bowling alley here?
     
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    I always thought happy endings were blowjobs. Because it doesn't sound like handjobs make any of you happy (except Nom of course). How did it ever get that name?
     
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    Being brought to orgasm is happier than NOT being brought to orgasm. But on those places, I'm sure everyone eventually has their price to up the sex ante. For kicks, ask somebody what a "body-slide" is. I'd tell you but it makes me crack up too much to explain.

    I call on Anthony Bourdain to please quit CNN. Your awesomeness is not deserved by that pathetic crew of yammering key-jinglers.
     
    #319 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    They don't call them "Rub And Tug" joints for nothin.
     
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