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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Fuck that... they're bankrolling him huge and letting him do whatever the fuck he wants. He's the only thing I like on that network, and I just don't watch anything else on it. I'm all good with that.
     
    #321 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
  2. Crown Royal

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    Wouldn't you prefer a guy that charismatic, funny and brutally honest on HBO instead, though?
     
    #322 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
  3. Nettdata

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    I bet CNN has WAY better international contacts and support infrastructure than HBO ever will... I have no doubt that they're bringing more to the table than just a budget and a time slot.
     
    #323 Nettdata, Dec 5, 2014
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Blowing for dollars

    I hope this thread has a happy ending.
     
    #324 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 5, 2014
  5. Angel_1756

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    Whoops. A bit premature there.
     
    #325 Angel_1756, Dec 5, 2014
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    There is a difference between the nsfw and spoiler tag. Learn it, live it, love it.

    That guy has range though. I bet he named his penis Chris Kyle.

    SGEDIT: Even though I added it, like every single one of the WDT's are ALWAYS NSFW and tagged as such from the get go.
     
    #326 Gravy, Dec 5, 2014
  7. Juice

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    Did you find it difficult to operate the camera with your left hand?
     
    #327 Juice, Dec 5, 2014
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    Easier than it would have been with her mouth.

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    #328 Nom Chompsky, Dec 5, 2014
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Ive said this in the past as well and I agree with Nom here.

    Given the option of jacking off myself or letting a girl only willing to jack me off jack me off. Im going with letting the girl do it. I mean yeah Ive got my stroke down with the retarded amounts of practice. Still her brain and hand or not connected to my penis and brain. So my brain isn't anticipating the feeling the same way. It's a totally better feeling. Plus I still get the thrill of just knowing I talked a girl into touching my penis. Much more thrilling than my depressing solo routine.
     
    #329 Kubla Kahn, Dec 5, 2014
  10. Crown Royal

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    You TALKED them into it? I always sobbed uncontrollably about how shitty my life was until they threw in a mercy yank to shut me up.

    And like Colt 45 WORKS......EVERY TIME.
     
    #330 Crown Royal, Dec 5, 2014
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    I agree that girl + my penis is better than solo penis, but I am 100% in favor of blow jobs over hand jobs. On the other... hand, I also am about 50/50 on blow jobs vs. vagina. I fucking love blow jobs is what I'm apparently trying to say here.
     
    #331 silway, Dec 6, 2014
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    Porn < Female handjobs < our own handjobs < blow jobs < vaginal sex </= butt sex

    This is such a basic equation.

    Learn. Live. Don't be like nom... please god, don't ever be like nom.
     
    #332 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 6, 2014
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Handjobs are mostly worthless because women are terrible at them. The other part is that past being a teenager, getting a handjob and nothing else frankly feels like a form of rejection unless there are mitigating circumstances that are limiting sexytime to a mere handy. They're like the Detroit Lions of sex acts.
     
    #333 Trakiel, Dec 6, 2014
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    Apparently it involved a crocodile with braces while on a roller coaster, because I have read through this thread three times and I still can't figure out if Nom's just pulling our leg or he is serious. I don't know how in the world you could ever reach the conclusion above unless the sample size was crocodile and chick on subway that gave handy. Then, maybe then, you could say 'handjobs are better' - but otherwise, no.

    Nom, you do realize the girl puts your penis in her mouth and sucks, right? She doesn't literally 'blow' on it. At least from what I remember of receiving those glorious gifts from ladies in the distant past.
     
    #334 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2014
  15. Juice

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    #335 Juice, Dec 6, 2014
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    I get to spend all day at a soccer tournament for 7th graders.

    Other than a crocodile blowjob I can't think of anything I would rather do less than watch 12 and 13 year old boys play soccer for 6 hours.
     
    #336 Noland, Dec 6, 2014
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    That's a tough one. Is the crocodile old? Does it still have teeth? I think there's a lot of variables here.
     
    #337 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2014
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    Jesus, VI, you're really hard up, aren't you?
     
    #338 Angel_1756, Dec 6, 2014
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    Maybe, or maybe I just REALLY hate watching soccer.
     
    #339 The Village Idiot, Dec 6, 2014
  20. Juice

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    VI, I've given it some consideration and I'm gonna let you fuck Angel. You get a half hour and I get my usual vig of 20%.
     
    #340 Juice, Dec 6, 2014
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