The oldest picture I have handy, without digging through the attic and scanning something. About 1992, age 25 or so. "I don't always drink beer . . . ."
Sure, I post a dorky picture and you guys all were nice looking. Well, you stuffed it in my face on numerous occasions (dammit I know), so you should be proud. By the end of the game I was practically just handing you the ball.
Well, yes. But most teams have someone a comparable height. I did a "who me?" finger point at myself when he told me to play center.
I'll play. My dad took my senior photo, so it isn't terribly cheesy: Spoiler (I did not have bird shit in my hair. I didn't realize the scanner I was using to upload a ton of photos was dirty until they were all done.) I don't think much has changed except my hair is twice as long and my boobs are twice as big.
Scanner isn't working so I had to take a picture of a picture, but here's me the day before prom, which would be May 1995: Have at it, you jackals.
Why yes, let me stand on this fake porch with plastic flowers in my Old Navy sweater. Completely relaxed and natural.
Spoiler I think it's time for me to get really drunk. Over which picture, I'm not entirely sure. Probably both.
My senior picture involved me resting my forearms on a mirror. Yeah, I don't know either. I'd take the porch and fake flowers.
This thread has drastically improved an otherwise shitty day. Thanks everybody. For my own part here are a few photos that span from childhood to senior year. I wish I knew what was going on here. I also think it should have been a Beastie Boys album cover. Kids in rural New Mexico were hardcore back in the day. Spoiler An unfortunate 6th grade school picture. Spoiler This is from my senior year. I was at the Bass Pro Shop...in St. Louis? Oklahoma City? I can't remember. Spoiler And a near hoverhand from my senior year for good measure. Spoiler
While I don't have any photos of me in high school, this picture of a picture was just a few years later. Sadly, this was 28-30 yrs. ago... Any yes, I was actually doing aerobics (right after work, hence the full makeup), when suddenly my mother flew into the room interrupting my work-out, brandishing a camera and screeching that I pose nicely for the camera. Headbands were awesome.