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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    My best friend is a werewolf when he gets behind the wheel. It doesn't matter who it is, if they screw up driving, he'll make sure to pull up next to them at the next light, roll his window down and scream in his insanely booming voice at a 75 year old woman "HEY FIRST DAY WITH THE NEW EYES, YA OLD FUCKIN' SEA-HAG?!?!?"

    I play it quiet behind the wheel. Too much bad shit already, I have no need to play the in-car version of Feelings: The Game Of Feelings. Horns are good. Use a horn to express:

    A) The Light is Red/Green.
    B) I do not like you.
    C) this particular automobile is equipped with a horn.
     
  2. zyron

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    In fairness, I first made the "what are you doing" hand gesture and she started yelling at me, while she was wrong. Than the old lady driving from the other side tried to cut in front of me so she got the one finger salute too.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Oh, I never believed you were in the wrong, but damn nothing brings out the demons like getting behind the wheel. But old people drive like they're looking for a place that doesn't exist now MOVE IT Mr. Meet Joe Black, your time is more precious than ever!!!
     
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    You guys I built a PC and now I'm going to play computer games until I die from a blood clot.



    Overall it was a very fun little project. Not quite as easy as the internet led me to believe, but not hard by any means. I had been looking for a new computer and thinking about buying an Xbox One/PS4, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. I'm glad I did; I honestly don't know why consoles are still around, PC gaming is just objectively better.
     

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    Noel Fielding and The Mighty Boosh are funny as fuck.

    I don't entirely know what this is but I'm sure you stoners out there will find something deep and meaning full in it. I'm looking at you Crown.

     
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  6. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    If anyone has any interest in discussing the CIA torture report, I'd love to hear your thoughts via PM (and I will respond in the same manner - as it's probably too political a discussion for the board)- including our Canadian and European brethren - I'm very interested what other countries think of it.
     
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    This is one of my favorite shows of all time. It is by no means explainable but if you combine British humor and stoner humor, this is the result.
     
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  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    If we can handle a discussion on race, I'm pretty sure we can do this just fine.

    I don't have an opinion on the report because I feel like I don't know enough yet, but I'm interested to hear what others have to say about it.
     
  9. Angel_1756

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    God, I love a morning that starts with a blowjob, the realization that it's Friday, a boss in a good mood, a bump in my bonus payout, and the mother of all complaint letters to a government agency that has wronged me.

    I might as well just go home right now. Today cannot be improved.
     
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    Cause there is a pleasure to sitting back on your couch with a controller in your hand that isn't the same when you're hunched over a mouse/keyboard.

    I didnt realize pregnancy gave you a penis...
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    I wish I had employees like that

    For some reason I thought your boss was a woman, but I think I know the connection of why he's in a good mood. And, why you got the extra bonus. Good on you, though.
     
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    Ha.

    Ha.

    Ha.

    I did not blow my boss.
     
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    We're gonna try it because I think it's a worthwhile topic.
    viewtopic.php?f=1&t=253918
     
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh, the weather outside is frightful

    Oh, which coworker did you blow?

    Also, unrelated, is your company hiring? Asking for a friend.
     
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    I blew the guy who, in the words of Beyonce, put a ring on it.

    But we are hiring for a customer service rep if you're interested. You'll have to speak French.
     
  16. Crown Royal

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    There's nothing deep or meaningful. That's just one of those shows that takes direct aim at what will crack a stoner (and only a stoner) up, like Harvey Birdman and American Dad.
     
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    And, it's cold!

    No workplace blowjobs AND I - er, I mean, my friend, would have to speak French? Fuck that.
     
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    Re: And, it's cold!

    Yup, fuck speaking French just for the fact that your are forced to take French classes up until grade 9/10 from the province I am from.
     
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    Even though I did not get a blowjob from a pregnant Angel, a bad morning was turned into a better one brought to you by coffeecake.
     
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    Wasn't this one of the gifts from the Three Wise Men?
     
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