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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Clutch

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    Google the word "docking"

    You're welcome.
     
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    This forum was created for attention whoring.
     
    #42 Puffman, Dec 2, 2014
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    FTFY
     
    #43 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 2, 2014
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    Was this why you got so defensive when I asked you a simple question?
     
    #44 LatinGroove, Dec 2, 2014
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    Nooo, did I? Or are you playing off my damn title?

    That came after.

    And I really don't want to see two dicks rubbing together. Like I can't look that up on my own.
     
    #45 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
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    You're a Swimmer-Mom. Like you don't almost see two dicks rubbing together on a weekly basis at meets?
     
    #46 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 2, 2014
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    So one of the moms was telling this story. Her son was about 14 at the time. This other kid's mom would only buy her son briefs that were too big. She said her son kept complaining that under the water swimming laps all he could see were this other kids balls rubbing together because his suit was too big and kept gaping open.

    You're welcome.
     
    #48 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
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    Locally, the Women's water polo games get much larger male student crowds than the Men's games in the hope of a stray boobie popping out of a suit. I am told it happens much more often than you would think.
     
    #49 Puffman, Dec 2, 2014
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    All he could see? Sounds like somebody wanted to see some balls.
     
    #50 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2014
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    I ran X-country in high school. I had my choice of D-II schools until I broke my spine on a training run and it fucked all that up.

    I once had to shit so bad during a race that I ducked into one of the port-a-potties they setup for those who built the course. It wasn't my best time, but it was still above my average.

    And no, I didn't wipe.

    Beat that.
     
    #51 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 2, 2014
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    They're a funny family. And apparently the universal sign for balls rubbing together is raising a cupped hand as this kid's mom did it when telling the story as did my sister when she was talking about pool balls.

    Uh no, that's okay.
     
    #52 happyfunball, Dec 2, 2014
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    Attention whore.
     
    #53 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 2, 2014
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    How the fuck did you manage that???
     
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    Easier than you think. Good runners on a training run can be very close to a race pace and if you get knocked off your feet and go for a tumble anything can happen. It is not like they are jogging.
     
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    I actually wish to belt these songs out while caroling. I've only ever been caroling twice, but damn it is a good time.
     
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    Hey, in case members of The Idiot Board are not up on their hep British independent fashion magazine news, Love is doing an Advent calendarthat has a new video of a famous girl in their underwear each day. Day 1 is Miranda Kerr.
     
    #57 audreymonroe, Dec 2, 2014
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    X-country isn't cross country, it's extreme country.
     
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    Actuallllllly it sounds like a spondy. Or spondylolysis if you're being proper and stuff. It's really common with teenage swimmers, runners, and gymnasts. You know, the non-sport sports.
     
    #59 TX., Dec 2, 2014
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    Or to paraphrase Kenny Powers 'I play a real sport, I'm not looking to be the best at exercising.'

    For the record, I ran cross country in high school.
     
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