I get people wanting to have a quickie on the car, but taking the time for that kind of foreplay, during the day, whilst there's a few other cars in the lot, is next-level committment
It makes you wonder if it's some sort of Jackass-ripoff stunt. There is no attempt to hide in an obviously busy place whatsoever.
It doesn't have to be a stunt. Some people just get off on that sort of thing. Most of us don't actually act on it, though.
Truth, there are countless videos of people unabashedly screwing around in public. A while ago on here somebody posted that video of the Napoleon Meathead and his lady fucking on a public beach surrounded by people. They were seriously pissed that they got interrupted, too.
Don't agree about the bacon, I prefer it by itself more than I do in something. I haven't had my favorite Flor de Cana rum straight. I've put it in coffee, egg nog, etc, but really I enjoy it so much with Coke. It is like they are having sex in my glass.
I'm also guessing alcohol was involved. It was tailgaters, so that would make sense as well. After all, this has happened: Spoiler And this: Spoiler This guy looks like he lost something up there and is determined to get it back. I mean, it's not ass eating, but they are in a much more public place, surrounded by people. So, yay alcohol! Edit: And dammit! No free coffee tomorrow. Thanks Eagles.
The impression I get from the photo is crack addicts are often passionate. About crack. Which is why they will lick their dealer's butthole in a junkyard parking lot in winter in broad daylight. My friend lives in the questionable part of town. She goes out on her porch one morning to see a chicken head blowing a john in the alley behind her house. She soon got a proper fence. Prude. I once saw, at a shitty dance club in Ft. Lauderdale, two very scantily clad and high out of their minds young women take turns going down on each other on the stage in front of about 50 people. They later hooked up with an obvious coke dealer who resembled David Lee Roth. Since this was 2003-ish, and Van Halen was on hiatus, it very well could have actually been Diamond Dave.
The Trichinosis Special Guys. Black Jesus is disturbed and funny, but he's not insane. Of course he likes plain bacon - when it's cooked. But, raw bacon, even over ice, is just gross. So, y'all can stop giving him negative rep. He, like every other person that's not from another planet or in an asylum, loves bacon by itself, when it's cooked.
Im curious as to what goes through the dealers head at that moment? I wonder if he's like, "Aww yeah bitch you fucking love it. Lick that brown-eye," or if his thought is more like "Holy shit this dude is really eating my asshole for crack."
It was good. My girlfriend wasn't in the mood to make a batch from scratch so we just picked up a spice blend of orange rind, clove, anise, nutmeg, etc, and the wine ended up mulling on the stovetop for longer than expected so the tart citrus flavors was pretty strong. I think that made up for the flavor difference in red vs. white. Frankly, had I been blindfolded and had a drink beforehand I probably wouldn't have guessed it started as a white. I think I'm going to pick up a box of red wine (likely Bota Old Wine Zinfandel because my dad had some and it was pretty good stuff) for mulling and still want to try some with fresh cider, but I'd use a white wine again without hesitation. Desperate parking ramp rimjobs on demand, eh? Talk about perks of the job.
Anybody that has the latter running through their mind hasn't been a drug dealer for very long. As some of the astute among you have noticed, I'm gonna be a baby daddy in roughly 8 months. The wife is officially 11 days late and is going to the doctor today. For anybody here that's willingly impregnated their current or former significant others, what's the one piece of advice you wish you had listened to? As an aside, I can't believe this country penalizes new parents by not paying them during maternity/paternity leave.
My Dad always explained to me that condoms are cheaper than abortions which are cheaper than children. A lesson he wished he would have known 30 years ago. I can't wait to teach that to my children.
I coulda been a contender Well, now I can't decide if I should rename my fantasy football team to "Lick That Brown-eye" or "Parking Ramp Rimjobs." I also think it's hilarious that whoever posted that photo thought that what needed to be protected from public scrutiny in that photo was the license plate of the car.