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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. TX.

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    Today's my day off so I'm knocking out the rest of Christmas shopping and some appointments. It's just so hard to get going when there's a purring kitty on my lap. I'm such a sucker for this. I can't bring myself to get up until he's had enough lap time and moves. Seriously. Look at this face. I can't say no to it.
     

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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Re: I coulda been a contender

    I have my doubts either of those people in the photo own a car. That's why they do it outside, neither has the key. Or a screwdriver handy. The actual owner of the car would probably love to know his auto was used a set piece for an illicit exchange of HEP-C.
     
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    Know what they call that? A soup kitchen.



    Rush, I think you gotta consider "Dirty Mike and the Boys" now too.
     
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    That movie is criminally underrated. If you haven't seen it, its very very funny.
     
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    I love that movie. This is one of Ferrell's best lines, ever:



    That scene kills me.
     
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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Vertical Beds

    If I was writing the taglines to link to the WDT, I would've gone with "TX got drunk last night, some cat sat in her lap and she posted a picture of her pussy!" I bet that would've generated a bunch of page views.
     
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    Mazel tov!

    As a current preggo, here are my two pieces of advice:

    1) Start living on one income now and bank the rest. It'll teach you what mat leave will be like, plus it's a nice bankroll to have on the side when she (or you) does take leave.
    2) Everyone you meet has an opinion or advice. The more you listen to it, the more you'll hate everyone you encounter. Pick a few select people who actually give a damn about you, listen to them, fuck everyone else.
     
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    On point 2, you will only hear horror stories about pregnancy and what has gone wrong, 99 percent of them aren't true, don't listen to them.
     
  9. Juice

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    Isnt that how you got into this situation in the first place?
     
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    Shouldn't you be out shitting in someone's bed?
     
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    There are lots of shit rums which is why it isn't too popular as a sipping drink. These are the two I usually drink neat. Both are super delicious, smooth, and affordable.

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    Someone was telling me about this comic the other night and it was so apropos.

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    I once watched an entire infomercial on porch shades because my antisocial cat came to sit on me and the remote was out of reach. If I had moved even an inch, he would have bolted.
     
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    This sydney stuff is insane.
     
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    3 dead including the gunman? Certainly a tragedy. A terrible ordeal for the survivors as well.

    Not far from Philly, in Lansdale, we have 6 dead today in a shooting, and the gunman is still at large.
     
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    Their lives are now flipped, turned upside down. They were just chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and shooting some b-ball. This guy was just up to no good, started making trouble in their neighborhood.

    Maybe the cops should look at his uncle and auntie's place in Bel-Air.
     
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    We're talking insane acts. Not your common day to day domestic violence.
     
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    Just out of curiosity, where in the blue fuck do you live that someone killing 6 family members is a day to day domestic violence occurrence?
     
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    This isn't too far from me. My friend texted me saying his kid was on lockdown in her school. Apparently it started early morning and they still let kids walk to school while he was loose. They don't know where he is right now.
     
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    Detroit?
     
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    In other news, I paid $1.08/l for gas today. I can't remember the last time I did that and wasn't in Alberta.
     
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