I'm not sure exactly how I would have reacted to elf on the shelf as a child, but I'm sure it wouldn't have been happy fun time.
I'm (fairly) certain this guy is older than everyone here, so no worries. But seriously when the same kind of people who shit on my generation for "being lazy" aren't willing to spend five minutes to figure out how to log onto an online meeting, they can go fuck themselves.
If you ever get a chance to see Brian Setzer's Orchestra Christmas Extravaganza it is well worth the price of admission, I believe last nights small investment into spending time with my wife and planning a date not only netted me a great dinner and a show but a few free passes to continue to kill stuff, except marlin we release those. The guy can still play and his orchestra is tight.
I watch this all the time: There's not a bad solo in the lot. Holy fuck, I'd kill to have seen that live.
I remember seeing him open for Meatloaf at Dr Rockets(?) in London in the mid-80's when he was just a young punk getting ready to release an album. Killer guitar player. An old friend of mine, Bobby Cameron, has won the Fender Guitar Wars a few times, and he's a hell of a party to watch.
Chlorophyll, borophyll, who gives a shit? Huh, I thought Funball's kids were older than believing in that stuff. Also, very important: Spoiler
Sprinkles: like edible glitter That is the sort of thing that would get you bonus points for sure. That's 5/5 jugs right there.
My VP invited his entire unit to a swanky art show on the college campus. Everyone is supposed to meet for "refreshments" afterward, and the bar across the street he picked is one of the dankest piss-reeking dives in the area. I think I'm the only one who has been to the place before. It might actually be worth going just to see how the suits react to the place.
Go to the place before and get them to do the whole, "Norm!" from Cheers thing on that night... that would surely be a fast-track to the upper echelons of your company.
Just got an email that was punctuated and laid out exactly as below: Like some beautiful, grammatically-nightmarish haiku. It's kind of amazing.
Hey! I JUST said I don't like the Elf thing. or the rabbit for that matter So they found that gunman dead by his own hand. In case anyone was worried about me. You can breathe easy now. Go about your own lives and all.
This just in Oh, thank God you're okay! I haven't been able to sleep all afternoon. Here's something that's kind of amazing: I uploaded a photo to the Walmart photo gift center thing on Sunday afternoon. Today, when I got home from work, the photo mug I ordered was on my front porch. It was less than $10, shipped free to home, within 48 hours of me uploading the photo. I don't even know how they could possibly make the thing and ship it to me in that amount of time. And, it's correct.
"Hackers" (aka north korea) threatening movie goers and telling them to "remember 11 September." Everyone except Sony workers still thinks their threats are cute.