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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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    Looks like texting (messages app) on an iPad.
     
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    All I can think about is going to bed and not vomiting.

    Look at me being all party-riffic.
     
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    Remember the guy whose life I kinda sorta help save? He's getting out of rehab and coming up to visit us. I am very happy to hear he's still alive and kicking (cause he really shouldn't have made it...all the stars aligned and the right people and right things just happened to fall into perfect place that day), but I'm very nervous that I'm going to get super emotional in front of a lot of people. I'm hoping that seeing him alive and well (and not just hearing about it) will bring some closure to the experience.
     
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    Hmm, you seem to know an awful lot about how weak their IT is… Where were you the night Sony got hacked?? And what's that mysterious deposit in your bank account from "Glorious Leader Legitimate Business Inc"??
     
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    Hey kids: When the ball drops at midnight, remember who you care for most deeply.
     

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    So we're having a white elephant gift exchange at work tomorrow. From what I've overheard around the office, no one has a clue exactly what a white elephant gift is. This could be interesting.

    I bought a lovely calender of dogs. 12 months of dogs. A new dog every month, some months have more than one dog. Every breed of dog imaginable. Big dogs, small dogs, cute dogs, ugly dogs.

    And they're all taking a shit. Shitting in the yard, shitting on the sidewalk, shitting on the beach, shitting in the forest.

    I also threw a couple of Mounds bars in the package. You know, just in case the recipient is hungry for a snack.

    I'm sure I'll be having to explain myself to someone tomorrow.
     
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    and a fappy new year

    While driving in Alabama today, I saw a billboard for a restaurant with the name written in a stylized font with serifs. It said "Fuji" but the serifs were long on the top of the U so they touched and looked like a lower case A. The J I were touching so it looked like a lowercase P. So, the billboard looked like

    Fap
    Japanese Cuisine

    and I was thinking, gee that's a different idea for a theme restaurant.

    I also almost hocked a cough lugi on the Town clerk while meeting with my client. So, the meeting went well.
     
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    What does the term "dogsit" mean to you?

    To me it means feeding/watering dogs once a day and seeing if they are alive.

    It does not mean sleeping over at a house to let them out at 6:30 every morning and god knows what else. Fuck.
     
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    Most dogs piss and shit more than once a day. They usually eat more than once too.
     
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    Re: and a fappy new year

    The county next to mine in Mississippi had a highway sign for a restaurant called Flick's. Except it was written FLICKS on the sign. Drive by that fucker at 75 half asleep and you'll do a double take.
     
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    But it gives you a chance to masturbate in strange new places when house sitting.
     
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    Thats "taking care of the dogs" to me. That means letting them out/feeding them, morning and night. Dogsitting to me implies that if they aren't at your house, you are at their residence with them. Just like babysitting.
     
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    Once a day? Have fun cleaning their shit and piss up every time you go over. Not to mention feeding them only once a day is borderline abuse.
     
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    Dogs aren't like cats - they need social interaction, or they get bored and destructive, or nervous and destructive. Generally destructive.
    I would never ever ask anyone who couldn't be AROUND my dogs to dog sit them. If someone isn't home, our dogs are kenneled. I don't want them kenneled for hours and hours on end.

    Feeding a dog once a day isn't borderline abuse. Hell. Most people OVER FEED their dogs. Dogs are supposed to be athletic and capable animals. Fat body dogs are depressing.
     
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    They have a large backyard. I assumed the dogs (lab and golden retriever) would be sleeping outside.

    Either way, I should have just lied and said I would be out of town.
     
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    I'd imagine it will be too cold for the dogs to sleep outside.
     
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    Dog houses is what I was thinking.
     
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    Or you know, you can just get a breed other than boxer.
     
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    My uncle sits my parents dogs, a black and a chocolate lab, both sweethearts.

    A few years ago when we had an Irish Wolfhound, it was a different story. At 135 lbs and 6 feet tall on his hind legs, he was a bit of a handful.
     
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